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Community => Watto's Junk Yard => Topic started by: BillCable on August 29, 2004, 09:49 PM
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A different spin on the HOT/NOT thread. We can easily come in an list a bunch of attractive women or ugly people. Here's something a little more telling about yourself. Name someone that most people think is hot, but that you are repulsed by.
My contribution: Sarah Jessica Parker.
(http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00132/sarah_jessica_parke_132103a.jpg)
She has a decent body, but that face does NOTHING for me. I don't understand how she gets make-up commercials and all that.
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I agree with yours, and...
I'll submit Pam Anderson.
No picture necesarry, we all know what she looks like - but for some reason people seem to don't care that 1) she's 90% plastic, and 2) she's infested with STD's.
Not hot.
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There was a thread at GH or RS a few years ago, got some good responses, I'm trying to remember who it was that started the thread off though...
Carrot Top?
(http://www.alligator.org/edit/issues/99-fall/991108/carrot.jpg)
No, it wasn't him...
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I'd like to add Paris Hilton, she is the definition of skank for me
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Jessica Simpson. Sorry, I don't see what makes her so great.
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Jessica Simpson. Sorry, I don't see what makes her so great.
I concur.
And I'll add Britney Spears just for ***** and giggles.
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I'll add Natalie Portman, but with an explanation...
I don't see why people go Ga-Ga over her. She's cute, I admit, but she's not the end-all, be-all of womanhood. She's just cute. I've seen better at clubs on a weekly basis than her, so I can't see all the fandamonium.
I've never seen anyone list Carrot-Top in a "hot" thread anyway, but I have to admit that the dude's ripped. I wouldn't tell him he's ugly to his face. Years of looking like that, but with his size, have probably made him quite capable of kicking the ever loving **** out of any one of us.
I saw him once in Pittsburgh just eating his lunch at Station Square (where the only comedy club at the time is/was), and he actually was quite normal. Keeps his hair pulled back and stuff.
Anyway, I agree on Paris Hilton. She's a double-bagger but I'd probably still do my business if the chance arose. The face is where I think she's off.
Same with Sarah Jessica Parker (BTW she's my good buddy's second cousin, which is your useless fact of the week, brought to you by me).
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Any of the chicks in the "HOT" thread who have big, fat, plastic knockers. I HATE that ****. >:(
I'm definitely down with the Sarah Jessica Parker NOT HOT vibe. Great body, sure. But the face is nothing close to attractive IMO.
Paris Hilton. Not down with that. Anyone who likes like a freakin' Barbie doll 24/7 ain't my cup of tea. I like women looking more natural. Women who can look good natural, without getting all dolled up.
Pam Anderson from her early Tooltime and Playboy days, pretty good. Pam Anderson with the horrendously out of control fake knockers and collagen lips, yuck.
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Christina Aguilera.
While she was quite cute when she first hit the scene, she's a total skank nowadays and yet on the celeb image boards I visit, people froth at the mouth at new pics of her. She's a skank, skizagg, scallywop, hizzo for shizzo!
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Britney Spears. Just trying a little too hard, little girl. I also saw the interview she did with Diane Sawyer....what a pinhead. Stupidity is not attractive.
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Christina definitely, she too is skanky
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Christina said she's grown out of her skank phase. She was going for glamorous on the VMAs tonight, and she looked pretty good. I'm not a big fan of tight blonde curls, but she certainly looks better now.
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I've always kinda laughed at her whole schtick on "images". She grew up in one of the whitest, preppiest, suburbs of Pittsburgh but always pushed for that image of a chick from the streets.
In a word, she's laughable.
On her physical looks, I actually think she's good looking so I disagree there, but I agree she's skanky. Skanky's ok sometimes. I didn't catch her on the VMA's but sounds worth a look.
Shakira's everything cute that Aguillera is not however... If we're talking pop-music girls here.
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Courtney Love and Avril Levigne.
Ick.
Kevin
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Courtney Love and Avril Levigne.
Ick.
Kevin
I don't think I've seen anyone call Courtney Love hot.
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Mikey beat me to that one. Short of a man who killed himself (and can you really trust an insane person's judgement then?), I don't think anyone thinks Courtney Love is hot.
I can't get into random bruises and sickly skin color myself.
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Marilyn Monroe.....Not my cup of tea.
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No Julia Roberts for me. She looks like she smells funny...
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Although I'm usually a sucker for brunettes, I don't see what the big deal is with Jennifer Garner.
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i'm not really fond of halle berry...
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I don't see what the big deal is with Jennifer Garner.
She's Jennifer Garner, thats what the big deal is.
Kevin
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There was a period of 3 months where Courtney actually wasn't too bad looking, now, she's still pretty hot but not as she was during those 3 months
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Julia Roberts? Yeah, not a fan of her gigantic, horse-sized mouth.
Jennifer Garner? Eh. Sometimes, I think she's pretty tasty, like when she was dressed up as Elektra in Dare Devil, beating the **** outta those sandbags. I'd hit that.
But sometimes she's just kinda plain lookin'...
Courtney? Well, Scott's just a freakin' idiot, so I'm not even gonna comment on that crap.
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(http://www.thedamrockstation.com/timages/page/courtney%20love%20courtroom.jpg)
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I think Natalie Portman is hot. But I have a thing for unattainable women, so.
::)
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I think Natalie Portman is hot. But I have a thing for unattainable women, so.
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I agree, Natalie is quite the hottie. Better than Keira Knightley, mostly cause Keira needs to eat a freaking hamburger every now and then, I swear she's a walking tootpick!
Another chick I don't see what the attraction is all about is Sarah Michelle Gellar. She was quite cute in the first 3 seasons of Buffy, but along the way the cuteness went bye bye and now she looks almost as gangly as Keira
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Jennifer Aniston. I don't think she's hot and she can't act.
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Lindsay Lohan.
Yeah, she's interesting, in the right photos. But there's something that I can't figure out that bugs me about her. No doubt she's hot in general, but, just, something.
Sure agree with lots of the comments though. Hate toothpick thin women, unless they seem to be that way naturally. Sarah Michelle Gellar certainly fits the former category. Good Lord woman, have a cheese sandwich at least.
All of these woman (except maybe Courtney Love) are certainly attractive in their own right, but there are often better out there.
Thank goodness they don't have their own webpage and pics of us to critique. :o
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Thank goodness they don't have their own webpage and pics of us to critique. :o
JEDIDEFENDER BEAUTY CONTEST! ;D
Kevin
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(http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00134/Courtney_Love__Pari_134501a.jpg)
Here's a rare pic
But...Courtney can look pretty dang cute, off drugs and with lots of make up
(http://www.pan.net/hollywood/oscars/73/photos/slide6c.jpg)
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Owen Wilson- funny actor, but something about him bugs me. Maybe because I like his brother Luke better...
Not hot- any guy who acts like he's "hot"...
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Could it be his disturbingly odd nose?
Ya know, guys who never got broken noses in school were never well liked by the ladies, yet Owen Wilson becomes a pseudo famous actor. Incredible.
I've pushed mine back in place for fear of it setting outta whack. Maybe it was all for not.
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Could it be his disturbingly odd nose?
Ya know, guys who never got broken noses in school were never well liked by the ladies, yet Owen Wilson becomes a pseudo famous actor. Incredible.
I've pushed mine back in place for fear of it setting outta whack. Maybe it was all for not.
I don't think so.- as far as the nose.. I like quirky guys for the most part, but I think he comes across as too arrogant... go figure, I like Luke, not Han- same principle...
Don't know about the nose w/ you Jesse, have never seen you to tell if a broken nose is better or not :) I'm sure you are hot w/ it as is :) hehehehe
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Haven't you heard Princess? I'm a hideous fat guy that sits at his computer all day making snide remarks on message boards.... A troll not only in actions but physical appearance, the only difference being that I'm not fond of raw goat meat, and the homeless kick my ass when I try setting up camp under the bridges.
Don't believe the hot hype.
I'm as hot as a JELLO Pudding Pop. Just ask my enemies. Damn them for pigeon-holing me.
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Could it be his disturbingly odd nose?
Ya know, guys who never got broken noses in school were never well liked by the ladies, yet Owen Wilson becomes a pseudo famous actor. Incredible.
I've pushed mine back in place for fear of it setting outta whack. Maybe it was all for not.
I don't think so.- as far as the nose.. I like quirky guys for the most part, but I think he comes across as too arrogant... go figure, I like Luke, not Han- same principle...
Wait you think Owen Wilson comes off as too arrogant? We are talking about the dude from the Shanghai Noon movie with Jackie Chan right? As opposed to Luke Wilson from That 70's show. I always found Luke to act and appear like a total ass and he always seems to have an awkward I gotta take a poop look on his face.
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I don't know, he always just looks like such a snob... maybe he subliminally reminds me of someone else... I don't know, but I don't think he's hot... sorry!
Now, just don't tell me that Michael Vartan is not hot, or I may just flip...
Jesse, okay, I believe you.
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i get the impression owen wilson is an idiot. lenny like perhaps...pet da rabbits george
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Haven't you heard Princess? I'm a hideous fat guy that sits at his computer all day making snide remarks on message boards....
Careful, Jesse... don't make me bust out your PSWCS (http://www.pswcs.com) meeting photos. ;-)
Another person I don't find particularly hot is Kirsten Dunst. Sometimes she looks good, other times not so much. For some reason Sam Raimi was able to make her look as awful as she's ever looked in both Spidey movies. I don't understand how she could look so bad in Spidey 2, while looking pretty descent in the tennis movie that's coming out.
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For some reason Sam Raimi was able to make her look as awful as she's ever looked in both Spidey movies.
I thought she looked pretty neat-o in that raining/kissing scene myself...
MMMmmm... Water. 8)
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i think dunst is one of the hottest girls around...especially with the red hair
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Careful, Jesse... don't make me bust out your PSWCS (http://www.pswcs.com) meeting photos. ;-)
Does he look anything like this:
(http://www.lakesnw.co.uk/bsbweb/images/4.jpg)
;D
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Can't leave out the rest of the JD staff:
(http://www.supostal.com.ar/postales/idolos_de_todas/walpapers/backstreet_boys_4.jpg)
Matt's the gay one :-X
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Jesse's **** List:
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#77 Bill Cable
#78 Matt Colman
#79 jjks
Another day, another update. :D
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Which one can I be??? (please be gay too, please be gay too)
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I think you're the sensitive bad boy... who's gay.
Matt's the blonde guy who has a mediocre solo career.
Dave's the older guy who has sort of ferrety features.
Chris is the other blonde guy nobody knows.
Jeff's our tour manager who is skimming off the top.
Dale's my disappointed father.
And Brad drives the tour bus and flicks nasties in our food when we're not looking because he hates us.
Thomas is our high school counselor that said we'd ammount to nothing.
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only one is gay??? yeah, I don't believe it... I know this must be a boy band, but it's been years since I've liked boy bands... Duran Duran was the boy band in my day, but I really had a crush on Rick Springfield...
NOT hot- David Lee Roth! another egotistical megolomanic...
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Jeff's our tour manager who is skimming off the top.
I'm the creepy fat guy? :'(
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I was more honoring your intellect that you'd be the only one with $ when everything was said and done, while the rest of us have an E! True Hollywood Story or are forced to host the Kid's Choice awards.
BTW this is the Backstreets Boys Princess... They're dreamy.
It's ok to be "particular"... Or gay for that matter, but straight and particular is ok too... if you can take the ridicule. :)
Come on guys! Break out some harmony with me!
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Jeff's our tour manager who is skimming off the top.
I'm the creepy fat guy? :'(
OK Scott, now that this has been determined, we can talk :D
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Can't leave out the rest of the JD staff:
(http://www.supostal.com.ar/postales/idolos_de_todas/walpapers/backstreet_boys_4.jpg)
Matt's the gay one :-X
holy ****!! it's menudo!!
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I was more honoring your intellect that you'd be the only one with $ when everything was said and done, while the rest of us have an E! True Hollywood Story or are forced to host the Kid's Choice awards.
BTW this is the Backstreets Boys Princess... They're dreamy.
It's ok to be "particular"... Or gay for that matter, but straight and particular is ok too... if you can take the ridicule. :)
Come on guys! Break out some harmony with me!
was this before nick lachey and justin timberlake?
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Same era... I'd say JUST before N'Sync came on the scene... I think BsB were probably "bigger" at one time.
Nick Lachey was in 98 degrees or something right around the same time. I have to admit I give him respect. He manages money well and after watching that show he's in with his wife I can safely say he's a very patient person.
Jesus Christ what has my life come to that I'm discussing this!?
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I ask myself that each and every day.
Every damn day. :-\
Kevin
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OK... I take back Kirsten Dunst. She looks smokin' in Wimbledon. She just looked awful in Spidey2 for whatever reason. It's like Raimi wanted her to be slumming.
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OK... I take back Kirsten Dunst. She looks smokin' in Wimbledon. She just looked awful in Spidey2 for whatever reason. It's like Raimi wanted her to be slumming.
Check her out in Eternal Sunshine Of A Spotless Mind, she's not smokin, but she's awfully cute in it and oh yeah there's side boobage!! :)
Another woman who I don't find hot, though people drool over her is Kylie Minogue. She's some sort of popstar or something and she just looks so trashy.
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Those three i don't find attractive at all.
Britney Spears
Kate Winslet
Drew Barrymore
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What is it with you people and Spears? Don't like girls with curves I guess.
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What is it with you people and Spears? Don't like girls with curves I guess.
Not when she looks like this! (http://www.ls1tech.com/forums/images/smilies/LS1Tech/gr_barf.gif)
(http://img28.exs.cx/img28/9092/brit2.jpg)
(http://img46.exs.cx/img46/621/worried-wob.jpg)
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Dunst is a total Hottie, good call on Eternal Sunshine as well Corran
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Bah! To you DSJ, she's still hot, even if she looks like trailer trash!
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The seeming herpes outbreak on her mouth there is real attractive. :)
Seriously though, Kate Winslet's one who never did it for me either. Could've been Titanic itself that turned me off, and sign me up for Drew Barrymore hatred. She's a pig, and my friends dragged me to both Charlie's Angels films. There's $20 I'll never get back.
Spears... All made up I'm into her actually, but if those images of her aren't doctored, well... In the immortal words of Phil Hartman playing Fank Sinatra:
"Turn her around and do your business... I hear ya kid!"
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Some chicks should just sit down, eat a burger, a plate of wings, and have a milkshake once and a while, I swear.
Kevin
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Some chicks should just sit down, eat a burger, a plate of wings, and have a milkshake once and a while, I swear.
Kevin
Says the poster named "Famine"... ;)
My only problem with thin women is when they look unhealthy. Believe it or not, a woman can be both thin and in good health. I mean, Keira Knightly... thin as a stick and still hot as all get-out. You can just tell when they get that sunken-eye, anorexic look... that's completely unattractive.
I don't have a problem with curves either. Salma Hayek... total hotness (IMHO).
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The Olsen twins. Everyone was saying only x days til their 18. I just never saw the attraction.
Their oldest TV sister, on the other hand, I'd do in a heartbeat (now, not then)
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Agreed... I think it's the $ thing that is enticing, but overall they're really not that pretty if you ask me. Good bodies, but most people with large ammounts of $ can pay for that... Or make themselves sick trying, ahem.
But yeah, anyway, I don't see them as anything but the kids they were when on TV even, but they aren't my cup of tea today either. Then again I went to school from kindergarten to 12th grade with a girl who if you saw her you'd think she's a living Barbie Doll. She's attractive, but to me it's like seeing a sister so I just don't see it the same as the majority.
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The Olsen twins. Everyone was saying only x days til their 18. I just never saw the attraction.
Their oldest TV sister, on the other hand, I'd do in a heartbeat (now, not then)
Yeah exactly, they look like little trolls to me. Nothing the least bit attractive.
As for the oldest TV sister, Candace Cameron, ohhh yeah so doable, even then (I'm about the same age as her so I can say that back then I wanted her :) ). Can't forget Lori Loughlin on that show either....
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Hah, yes, I knew their eyes had something "odd" about them and they do look troll-like.
Hmmm, pleasure trolls... Put spoofs of hair up there, and they're spot-on matches.
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Hah, yes, I knew their eyes had something "odd" about them and they do look troll-like.
Hmmm, pleasure trolls... Put spoofs of hair up there, and they're spot-on matches.
there's no pleasure you could get from them, unless you are a fan of nausea
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As for the oldest TV sister, Candace Cameron, ohhh yeah so doable, even then (I'm about the same age as her so I can say that back then I wanted her :) ).
Agreed. Her and Alyssa Milano were the "it" girls for me back when I first started getting that tingly feeling down below.
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Hey hey, Famine is no small guy. I'm all for gluttony that leads to stravation of others.
Kevin
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i completely forgot about candice cameron until this post...she is rediculous hot now
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i completely forgot about candice cameron until this post...she is rediculous hot now
is she? I've not seen pics of her in a long time, a long time. she is/was married to hockey player valeri bure, lucky sob
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http://www.candacecameronbure.net/pics/agency6.jpg
http://www.candacecameronbure.net/pics/agency8.jpg
she is rediculous
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http://www.candacecameronbure.net/pics/agency6.jpg
http://www.candacecameronbure.net/pics/agency8.jpg
she is rediculous
thankfully those were worksafe pics.... :P
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN that's hot :o
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(http://ru.laser.ru/gallery/wento/liza_minelli.jpg)
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What straight man says Liza Minelli is hot?
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Liza Minelli hot, ah no. Not then, not now.