Teams you love to root against

[dustrho]

Kurt Warner's Butch Wife

I love Kurt, think he is an awesome QB, I hate the fact that FOX kept showing her in the stands every ******* game they played for two years (see also Jamal Anderson's Mom)

I can't stand Kurt Warner's wife either!  I think someone at FOX must have had the hots for her or something.  Every time I they showed her on TV I had to vomit.

[dustrho]

Here are my teams...

NFL
-- Any NFC North team except the Bears (they're my boys!)
-- Dallas Cowboys
-- San Francisco 49ers

NBA
-- Cleveland Cavaliers
-- Detroit Pistons
-- LA Lakers
-- Minnesota T-Wolves
-- New York Knicks
-- Orlando Magic

NHL
-- Detroit Red Wings
-- Pittsburgh Penguins

MLB
-- all of them... I hate baseball, but if I had to choose one team that I like I'd have to choose the Chicago Cubs

[Jesse James]

NFL:

Cleveland Browns of course.
Baltimore Ravens (Byproduct of the Browns).
Dallas Cowboys.

NASCAR:

Any Earnhardt.
Any Chevrolet/GM product (I'm more a ford man myself).
Jeff Freakin' Gordon...  What a putz.

NHL (My favoritist bestest sport on Earth ever, and the only one I played extensively):

Washington Capitals.
Philly Flyers (though I want them to win their current Series).
NY Islanders.
Detroit to an extent.
Colorado to an extent.
Toronto.
Florida Panthers.

I'd love for Boston to go all the way this year personally...  I root for the Penguins in any other situation, but since there was no way in hell we were making the playoffs and we're doing serious rebuilding/restructuring, I'm gonna wish for some good things for normally crap teams.  Boston's my first fave...  I almost wouldn't mind seeing Philly though, as they have gone too long without.  I like Jersey too.

Out west I like the Kings a lot...  That and maybe the Stars, but not much else.  West is just not as competitive I think, and a weaker conference that is riding the playoff wave a few teams have created.  Much more competitive in the East I feel, and that hurts all Eastern teams in the playoffs and even in their race for the playoffs.

[Morgbug]

Here's a shocker:

Lakers.  Only the Lakers.  I can handle any other basketball team playing except for them.  

Hockey:
Toronto Maple Leafs.  I like Belfour and there are some good and classy players on the team, but loathing cannot be overcome.
Coyotes - take my team away from me?  A pox on you and all your subsequent players.

Baseball
Yankees.  All the usual reasons.

NFL:
Buffalo Bills, though their efforts to remove the Vikings from the record book are duly appreciated.

[Scott]

[Mikey D]

Thanks for that pleasant image, Scott.  Thank God I just finished eating lunch before I saw that  

What is she, like 50 years older than Kurt?

[Darth Paul]

NHL

The Dead Things
The Habs

MLB

Yankees
Bosox

NBA

Knicks

NFL

Don't watch it.

[Scott]

For one night only...the Vancouver Canucks

Oh how I want to meet up with the Mickey Mice in the Conference Finals and avenge the Twinkies loss of last year to Satan's Disney team

[Morgbug]

Works for me, though I relish the thought of an all Canadian Stanley Cup.  Not good for ratings though (maybe nothing is?).