Welcome to last week.

I didn't see a topic about naked dudes in the PM box.  Guess I missed that one. 

I just got a PM here on JD with a picture that was definitely NOT funny.

I only hope that the families of the deceased get a little of the cash that he's going to rake in from doing this.

I seriously doubt they will.  I heard on the news they haven't seen a dime yet.  That ******* has enough money to play golf every day, but he can't throw them a few bucks.

Now he's going to make a book deal and a show about how he WOULD have killed their children. 
Ugh.

Landing strip vs. racetrack?

Ok....I can't be the only one who needs that explained...

Wow, really? No one's heard that? 

A "Landing strip" is when a girl has shaved down to just one small line.

A race track  (also known as a "Happy trail") is the more distinct line of hair that grows from one's pubic region to their belly button. This is normally only found on guys.


She had one of those.  Looked like an upside down tree.

You just had to say that....

I said "as far as I know" just in case it's already been done, not to encourage someone to do it now.

So here's a common sense question:

Bertha, it's clear that no one really believes that picture isn't a picture of you.  Although I've asked you once or twice for a real image over the years, basically at this point I'm just giving you the benefit of the doubt when you say it's not.  People stopped bugging you about it years ago because they just stopped caring. As far as most of us are concerned, the mystery was solved once your image was finally posted all those years ago.  Even if that's not you, that's the face that goes with the name for now.

Since most of us have had what we think is an image of you for years and nothing bad has ever come of it, if that's REALLY not you......why don't you just end the whole mistaken identity thing and post a real picture?  
  
Say hi to all these people you've been talking to for half a decade as a real person instead of a cartoon character.

Hey guys and gals,

Along with several of my 501st Garrison members, this Saturday I'll be pariticpating in the Heart Walk in downtown Seattle. I'm looking for some sponsors to help me raise some money for the American Heart Association . Why this is Star Wars related is I'll be joining the hundreds of people walking while wearing my Stormtrooper armor. I have a donation page, but for some crazy reason they only accept donations of 25 dollars and above.

I know that's a lot to ask, so here's what I'm proposing: Anyone who does not feel like donating 25 dollars but is still willing to donate before this Friday can send any amount (maybe 5 dollars or more?) to me via paypal and I will round up all the donations received there to the nearest 25 dollar increments and make the pledge on your behalf.

To help spur along bigger donations to the American Heart Association, I'm going to offer up a carded Star Wars figure or two to one lucky person who sponsors me via the web page below for 25 bucks or more! I will of course pay the shipping to your home. Since I'm an army builder, I was thinking I'll offer up some good trooper figures (maybe a carded VTSC Biker Scout and an Orange Clone?) but if you win, we can talk and I'll give you plenty of other choices besides just those.

If you'd like to sponsor me via my page on the Heart Walk Website, that's here. They take credit cards:

https://www.kintera.org/faf/donorReg/donorPledge.asp?ievent=159128&lis=0&kntae159128=65B786DF8B8044249AFF4B20C5B49E44&supId=148282656

If you'd like to chip in a smaller amount (less than the cost of one Star Wars figure!) please PM me for my paypal address.


Any and all help is appreciated, I will be sure to post pictures here of the Star Wars characters walking around Seattle's sports stadiums this Saturday.


Thanks everyone!