So much for that mid-day powernap, huh, "Dressel?"
Okay, I'm not going to waste too much time researching this, but out of the top 30 posters, 19 of them have a screenname that is either not their "real" name (like only the very coolest people such as yourself have) or is a Star Wars screenname. 11 out of 30 is definitely not proving your argument, which makes you wrong as usual. And as you move away from the most active forum members, the percentage swings even further into my favor by a lot.
Going so far as to go to the member list to prove me wrong. Wow. Congratulations, you win. You're awesome. I suck. Is there anything in this world that you don't turn into some stupid competition? Good Lord.
But, if that's how you want to play, I'm game. The way I see it, out of the top thirty posters, seventeen are using their first name, their initials, or some other variation on their real name. That's more than half! The other thirteen are using made-up, bull**** screen names.
You're right, though--the further you delve into the JD archives, the more people you'll find have the retarded, made-up names like the one you have. All of the "Darth Poopypants" and "Jedi Poindexters" and all of those guys. You got me there. Those people deserve to be taken just as seriously as someone using their real name, don't they? (Your thoughts on that matter, "Robo-Quack?")
Still, though, quite a lot of people around here have gotten past the whole screen name thing, and more and more people are doing it every day. I think it's a good trend, and I'm glad to be a part of it. Makes things more personal, more friendly. Those fake screen names are so passe, so 2003. You never know--maybe one day, you'll even grow out of it.
And even if you were right, I do what I feel like doing anyway even when cornholes like yourself object.
And now the name-calling begins, all over this--as you sarcastically referred to it--"serious" and "super important issue." My goodness. I think you're a little more upset about it than you'd like to let on.
Anyway, by all means, keep doing what you feel like doing. If you're comfortable with people picturing Prune Face when reading your posts, then more power to ya.
But by the same token, I'll keep doing what I feel like doing, and that means putting your screen name in quotes when I'm addressing you. And--dig this--the more you throw one of your patented, "Dressel Rebel"-brand fits about it, the more I'm gonna keep doing it.
Maybe you could complain to "Chris Berry" or "Jeff Smentek" about it, if it bothers you that much. I'm sure they'd love to hear it.
