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Offline Nathan

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1320 on: October 12, 2006, 07:19 PM »
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1321 on: October 15, 2006, 01:28 AM »
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1322 on: October 15, 2006, 11:30 AM »
**** that looks like it hurts.

Ow.

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1323 on: October 15, 2006, 04:01 PM »
I felt sorry for the guy in the red.  Wonder what they got for this.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1324 on: October 16, 2006, 01:52 AM »
Quote from: Darth Kenobi on October 15, 2006, 04:01 PM
I felt sorry for the guy in the red.  Wonder what they got for this.

Just swollen nuts.  :-X
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1325 on: October 20, 2006, 03:31 AM »
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1326 on: October 20, 2006, 11:03 AM »
Quote from: inadvertent imitation on September  6, 2006, 02:18 AM
Find your inner idiot.

I've spent about half an hour making this chick say various dirty things, proving that my sense of humor hasn't matured since I was eleven.

What the hell is the deal with this thing... I was using it at work and we were all having a big laugh and then we got this:


"Thank you for trying out the Oddcast animated text to speech technology!

Oddcast develops conversational character and user generated media products.

The Oddcast VHost™ platform is the leading animated solution for web pages
and web applications, serving over 5,000 customers worldwide.

To integrate our speaking characters into your web pages and web applications,
please visit us at - http://www.oddcast.com

Thank you for trying out the SitePal animated text to speech technology!

SitePal allows YOU to design speaking animated characters that can be added to your web site to enrich user experience and increase the effectiveness of your site.

To find out more, please visit us at - http://www.sitepal.com"

 
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1327 on: October 23, 2006, 01:21 AM »
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1328 on: October 23, 2006, 03:57 AM »
Quote from: inadvertent imitation on October 23, 2006, 01:21 AM
How To Prank a Telemarketer.

 ;D

How serendipitous that you post this now.  Just earlier today, I was going through my computer, cleaning up a bunch of miscellaneous MP3s I had, and came across a few Tom Mabe MP3s I had downloaded back in the Napster/Morpheus/Kazaa days.  Until today, I hadn't listened to any of them in a good four or five years.

Here's a few of the better ones:

Cemetery
Hand Lotion
Nascar & Nighties

And my personal favorite:

Stupid Ass Telemarketer

What's funny is, I hopped on Amazon to figure out the proper titles and tracklistings and such, and found his first album (from which several of the above are from) selling for $3.99 new!  Must be a pretty hot seller! 

But, as far as I'm concerned, Jerry Seinfeld's still the lord (of the manor) of dealing with the telemarketer:

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Telemarketer (over phone):  Would you be interested in a subscription to the New York Times?

Jerry:  Yes! (slams down the phone)

Or there's always this little nugget:

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“I'm sorry, I'm a little tied up now. Give me your home number and I’ll call you back later. Oh! You don’t like being called at home? Well, now you know how I feel.”

Ahhh. . .  good stuff.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1329 on: October 23, 2006, 04:05 AM »
Jim Florentine had some really great telemarketer calls...  It was like he sat waiting on them to call.  I hear them on Stern from time to time, and they're always great stuff.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1330 on: October 24, 2006, 01:25 AM »
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1331 on: October 24, 2006, 03:07 PM »
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1332 on: October 25, 2006, 11:25 AM »
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1333 on: October 25, 2006, 12:40 PM »
Quote from: Valin Kenobi on October 24, 2006, 03:07 PM
The most frustrating Internet game I've ever played

My best time is 9.203 seconds.

28.935 seconds

I don't see how anybody could average 60 seconds like it claims
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1334 on: October 25, 2006, 08:33 PM »
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