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Community => Watto's Junk Yard => Topic started by: Scott on February 8, 2007, 03:56 PM
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One of my original Top 5 Hotties (http://www.jedidefender.com/yabbse/index.php?topic=338.msg2656#msg2656)...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070208/ap_en_ot/anna_nicole_smith
:'(
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Didn't see that one coming.
RIP.
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Didn't see that one coming.
RIP.
Sadly, I did. She hasn't been right for a long time and with her son's recent passing, she wasn't long for this world :-\
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Suicide?
Sad news and I feel bad for her daughter. She'll never know her mother and probably won't know her real father, at least anytime soon.
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Yeah, I'm thinking it was suicide.
With the death of her son (coinciding with the birth of her daughter), the estate issue, the paternity debate, plus the lawsuit involving herself and Trimspa -- I think she just had about enough.
Even though she was kind of weird, she was beautiful.
I have always felt sorry for her ever since the E! show....
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Wow. Wow.
I've never been one for fake-titted blondes, but there was always something I liked about her, that I could never quite put my finger on (and now, never will). Her personal life was a mess, and maybe now she can finally be at peace--but unfortunately her baby daughter will never know her mother, and may never know her real father, either.
At any rate, she was indirectly responsible for much of my seed spillage over the years, and for that she'll always hold a special place in my heart.
RIP Anna Nicole
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Wow. Wow.
I've never been one for fake-titted blondes, but there was always something I liked about her, that I could never quite put my finger on (and now, never will). Her personal life was a mess, and maybe now she can finally be at peace--but unfortunately her baby daughter will never know her mother, and may never know her real father, either.
At any rate, she was indirectly responsible for much of my seed spillage over the years, and for that she'll always hold a special place in my heart.
RIP Anna Nicole
Eulogized as only Virex can, for sure.
What else is there to say?
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I don't know many who can disagree with that...
She was on the Stern show fairly frequently for a while, and considering her behavior the last couple times she was on I'm not surprised at all, though my ideas of why she died may not be the actual cause... She was pretty messed up though.
Was she always "fake", or are some of her earlier photos of her unaltered? I always thought she was natural when she was in playboy but now I just don't know.
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I guess I'm not really that surprised...
She seemed to be on a path of self destructions for years from what I saw. Everytime I did see her on E! she seemed like a crazy spectacle. But really, I never paid that much attention... I just never saw much out of her that seemed positive.
After her son's passing though I can't even imagine what a wreck she must have been. If it was suicide... Wow. She had so much to live for, especially having another child. So more than anything, regardless of what the reason was, I feel bad for the kid. Might have been a drug overdose, suicide... who knows? I guess we'll find out sometime soon.
:P
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R.I.P.
My bet is on suicide, like said before she's been ****** up since her son died. I'd be too.
Atleast she's (hopefully) with her son now. This death was really unexpected.
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RIP. Sad that her daughter will now grow up without her mom.
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R.I.P.
My bet is on suicide, like said before she's been ****** up since her son died. I'd be too.
Atleast she's (hopefully) with her son now. This death was really unexpected.
Isn't it obvious that whoever poisoned the kid poisoned her and made it look like a suicide to make it look like it was in fact her that poisoned the kid?!
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At any rate, she was indirectly responsible for much of my seed spillage over the years, and for that she'll always hold a special place in my heart.
This touched me in a place that I've touched myself many times...thanks for sharing Matthew :'(
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This touched me in a place that I've touched myself many times...thanks for sharing Matthew :'(
If that was, in any way, difficult for you to read, please realize that it was about a million times more difficult for me to write.
[truestory]The first "naughty" DVD I ever worked up the courage to purchase myself was Playboy's "The Best of Anna Nicole Smith.[/truestory]
(http://www.dvdbooty.com/images/playboy-the-best-of-anna-nicole-smith_220x312.jpg)
And I still have it, but after today, I think I'm gonna retire it, in her honor.
(Aww, who am I kidding? I bust that **** out every Saturday night--this rather macabre turn of events is no reason to break a seven-year-old tradition.)
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At a time like this, I think the best advice we can all take is as follows: let it all out...don't hold back...if you need to shed some salty discharge, do it as much as possible...she's gone but we'll always have her books and pictures and I guess movies to remind us of her greatness...
(http://cr3.com/adult/playboy/covers/1994_02.jpg)
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At a time like this, I think the best advice we can all take is as follows: let it all out...don't hold back...if you need to shed some salty discharge, do it as much as possible...she's gone but we'll always have her books and pictures and I guess movies to remind us of her greatness...
(http://cr3.com/adult/playboy/covers/1994_02.jpg)
I hear you, Scott, and you know something? I think you're right.
Anna Nicole's entire existence revolved around self-indulgence, and to take that a step further, I think that denying ourselves the pleasure of masturbating to her image, just because she's slipped the surly bonds, would be an extreme disservice to her legacy.
So I say this day that I will continue to spank it to her, and I hope you guys will do the same. That's what Anna Nicole would have wanted.
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The only time I stopped was when she got fat... and that will be the only time I stopped.
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Aw Anna, I'll miss you.
God bless the news with their footage of her modeling around, when she was happy, to give me something to 'mourn' to tonight.
Kevin
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I disagree with the general assessment of the last few posts. I think this situation, unfortunately, calls for her immediate and thorough removal from one's spank bank.
This party's over.
(http://re3.mm-a6.yimg.com/image/3678771115)
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Isn't it obvious that whoever poisoned the kid poisoned her and made it look like a suicide to make it look like it was in fact her that poisoned the kid?!
Nope. These two both threw their heads into a pile of cocaine one too many times. Or something along those lines (no pun intended).
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I disagree with the general assessment of the last few posts. I think this situation, unfortunately, calls for her immediate and thorough removal from one's spank bank.
This party's over.
(http://re3.mm-a6.yimg.com/image/3678771115)
Please...like you've never rubbed one out to any of these dead hotties?
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y216/mygirlyalbum/dead/associated20press_marilyn_monroe_se.jpg)
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y216/mygirlyalbum/dead/bettie040-68.jpg)
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y216/mygirlyalbum/dead/ava-gardner04.jpg)
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y216/mygirlyalbum/dead/betsy-ross-1.jpg)
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y216/mygirlyalbum/dead/1980s_sba_dollar_obv.jpg)
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y216/mygirlyalbum/dead/2dave_coulier.jpg)
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Uncle Joey is not dead...would a dead man be doing stand up tonight (http://www.cutitout.net/flash.html)??
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um....that was the joke. It's been a long running internet rumor that he was dead.
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This party's over.
(http://re3.mm-a6.yimg.com/image/3678771115)
Only because I'm extremely proud of the fact that I just learned how to make my own DVD screencaps:
(http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/3016/pdvd000ic1.png)
um....that was the joke. It's been a long running internet rumor that he was dead.
"rumor"
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Uncle Joey is not dead...would a dead man be doing stand up tonight (http://www.cutitout.net/flash.html)??
I know this is going to sound like BS, but I swear it's 100% true... I had a dream last night where Dave Coulier was at Reel FX for something and I followed him all over the building because I wanted to get my picture taken with him for the famous-people-you've-met thread because I knew all you guys would think it was hilarious.
Too bad it wasn't real. :'(
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Doesn't sound like BS to me, but, then again, I dream about Dave Coulier every night.
(Oh, and I forgot: Bettie Page is still alive (http://mike.wordpress.com/2006/02/09/176/), and still spank-worthy, as far as I'm concerned.)
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Uncle Joey is not dead...would a dead man be doing stand up tonight (http://www.cutitout.net/flash.html)??
I know this is going to sound like BS, but I swear it's 100% true... I had a dream last night where Dave Coulier was at Reel FX for something and I followed him all over the building because I wanted to get my picture taken with him for the famous-people-you've-met thread because I knew all you guys would think it was hilarious.
Too bad it wasn't real. :'(
don't know what's sadder....that you dream about Dave, or that you dream about posting on here....
Totally didn't know that about B. Page....just assumed she was dead.
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Totally didn't know that about B. Page....just assumed she was dead.
You know, I did too. This month's Playboy interviewed her for their "21 Questions" segment. I just assumed it was a gimmick -- I didn't realize it was really her ???
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Totally didn't know that about B. Page....just assumed she was dead.
You know, I did too. This month's Playboy interviewed her for their "21 Questions" segment. I just assumed it was a gimmick -- I didn't realize it was really her ???
Tracy reads Playboy? For the articles, right?
Kevin
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Totally didn't know that about B. Page....just assumed she was dead.
You know, I did too. This month's Playboy interviewed her for their "21 Questions" segment. I just assumed it was a gimmick -- I didn't realize it was really her ???
Tracy reads Playboy? For the articles, right?
Kevin
yes.
oh yeah....and she's a lesbian...
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I disagree with the general assessment of the last few posts. I think this situation, unfortunately, calls for her immediate and thorough removal from one's spank bank.
This party's over.
(http://re3.mm-a6.yimg.com/image/3678771115)
Please...like you've never rubbed one out to any of these dead hotties?
Yeah but there's got to be some sort of moratorium/waiting period for the recently deceased. Out of some modicum of respect and decency.
I think I feel a Man Law coming on....
(http://profile.ak.facebook.com/object/380/116/n2213557603_38668.jpg)
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Please...like you've never rubbed one out to any of these dead hotties?
Not intentionally. The intentions all have to do with the starting point. One can't be faulted for where things end up. If you're thinking of one at the finish line, well, **** can get crazy so we should let that go. But if you're thinking of one coming right out of the gate, that's where the man law should impose the restrictions.
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Please...like you've never rubbed one out to any of these dead hotties?
Not intentionally. The intentions all have to do with the starting point. One can't be faulted for where things end up. If you're thinking of one at the finish line, well, **** can get crazy so we should let that go. But if you're thinking of one coming right out of the gate, that's where the man law should impose the restrictions.
You're one to talk about the man law. I remember one time when we were supposed to go bar hopping in Boston, but you "fell asleep." Though we both know the truth about that evening. And because you forgot about the addendum to the man law that says bros before personal needs, I was forced to hang out with my brother and sister-in-law that night.
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You bastard. That's not how it happened at all. For starters, we were set to hang out a couple hours earlier and when I called you to go, you told me that you were going to be busy for a couple hours yet "out to dinner" with said individuals. I waited and waited for you to call me back, and finally succumbed to sleep after a full day of patients in the clinic. You broke the date, I only didn't adjust to your new last second change of plans.
And you've got a PM even though you suck.
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pwnED!!!!!!!!
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pwnED!!!!!!!!
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiGROM5Ft0gAP3ejzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=13ajbr3vl/EXP=1171229201/**http%3A//www.starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/jango/aotc_jango67.jpg)
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You're one to talk about the man law. I remember one time when we were supposed to go bar hopping in Boston, but you "fell asleep." Though we both know the truth about that evening. And because you forgot about the addendum to the man law that says bros before personal needs, I was forced to hang out with my brother and sister-in-law that night.
You bastard. That's not how it happened at all. For starters, we were set to hang out a couple hours earlier and when I called you to go, you told me that you were going to be busy for a couple hours yet "out to dinner" with said individuals. I waited and waited for you to call me back, and finally succumbed to sleep after a full day of patients in the clinic. You broke the date, I only didn't adjust to your new last second change of plans.
And you've got a PM even though you suck.
Your vaginas are showing....
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Sorry Name. We patched things up and tucked them back in for you. We'll try not to let them fall out again.
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Sorry to offend you, "name." I'll make sure to trim the hedges next time for a cleaner picture.
Oh yeah, about Anna Nicole Smith. Three men are now claiming to be the baby's father. Don't they realize a simple paternity test is going to clear this issue up?
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Oh yeah, about Anna Nicole Smith. Three men are now claiming to be the baby's father. Don't they realize a simple paternity test is going to clear this issue up?
Sure, the 3 potential dads realize. They probably all banged her though. And those are probably just the handful of guys that were sober enough to remember it. They're just not sure who's sperm made it to the egg first. I guess statistically Howard K. Stern has the best shot of having done it when she was ovulating because he was with her the most amount of days. The other two that remembered going there were probably 1 nighter's. It would be funny if it were none of the three though, and proved to be some 4th coked-out drunk idiot that just doesn't realize it could be him yet.
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Oh yeah, about Anna Nicole Smith. Three men are now claiming to be the baby's father. Don't they realize a simple paternity test is going to clear this issue up?
Sure, the 3 potential dads realize. They probably all banged her though. And those are probably just the handful of guys that were sober enough to remember it. They're just not sure who's sperm made it to the egg first. I guess statistically Howard K. Stern has the best shot of having done it when she was ovulating because he was with her the most amount of days. The other two that remembered going there were probably 1 nighter's. It would be funny if it were none of the three though, and proved to be some 4th coked-out drunk idiot that just doesn't realize it could be him yet.
You're assuming the three guys all porked her in the nine-months-before-the-baby-was-born time period, and then didn't cover up, and while I believe she's fully capable of knocking boots with three guys in that time period, I just thought it was funny that you have multiple guys lining up ready to take responsibility for an illegitimate child. How often does that happen in the real world?
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while I believe she's fully capable of knocking boots with three guys in that time period, I just thought it was funny that you have multiple guys lining up ready to take responsibility for an illegitimate child. How often does that happen in the real world?
That all depends how often the woman is worth millions and you'd have a chance to be in charge of the kid's inheritance.
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So would the court really side with some random ******* who shagged up ANS to be entitled to the kid's inheritance? Anyone know?
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Whoever the father is has the rights to the child now... Any court should unless he's found to be unfit... whoever the baby daddy be.
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Who cares? Seriously.
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Who cares? Seriously.
You must care, at least a little, or you wouldn't have bumped up a thread that hasn't been posted to in over five days.
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It just seems like such a non-story to me. Some chick who's only famous for being a bimbo golddigger dies choking on her own vomit? Next. I need something a little more serious in order to give a ****.
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It just seems like such a non-story to me. Some chick who's only famous for being a bimbo golddigger dies choking on her own vomit? Next. I need something a little more serious in order to give a ****.
"But she was America's Princess Di."
It is a bit of a non-story--but it's a non-story that apparently a lot of people are still interested in, as the 24-hour news channels like CNN and Fox "News" are still devoting a lot of air time to it. You go where the ratings are, especially during sweeps month.
Not to fear--it'll go away as soon as the next big celebrity dies or causes a scandal.
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Amazing to think that, especially when there are things like say, a war, to devote airtime to. ::)
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Amazing to think that, especially when there are things like say, a war, to devote airtime to. ::)
I agree 100%. Anna Nicole should have been only about a 30 second spot on the nightly news the day she finally took her lethal dose of drugs which has been years in the making. And that should have been the end of it.
Not this 24/7 media circus that's going on right now. She's a no-talent, coked-out, drug-addicted bimbo who should have been in jail long ago for a fraction of the crap she's done.
Not that I don't feel sorry for the loss of life. It's sad when anyone meets an early demise, especially because of their own idiotic behavior.
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She's a no-talent, coked-out, drug-addicted bimbo who should have been in jail long ago for a fraction of the crap she's done.
Was.
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the father (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18039773/)
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Shocking.
I also see that Howard K Stern hired an attorney - the same one that the Ramsey's hired. You know the parents that killed their daughter?
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Howard K. Stern is such a creep. Here he was taking a baby hostage that he knew damn well wasn't his, in an attempt to steal $140 million from the kid and Larry Birckhead.
Unbelievable.
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I disagree with the general assessment of the last few posts. I think this situation, unfortunately, calls for her immediate and thorough removal from one's spank bank.
This party's over.
(http://re3.mm-a6.yimg.com/image/3678771115)
Please...like you've never rubbed one out to any of these dead hotties?
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y216/mygirlyalbum/dead/associated20press_marilyn_monroe_se.jpg)
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y216/mygirlyalbum/dead/bettie040-68.jpg)
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y216/mygirlyalbum/dead/ava-gardner04.jpg)
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y216/mygirlyalbum/dead/betsy-ross-1.jpg)
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y216/mygirlyalbum/dead/1980s_sba_dollar_obv.jpg)
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y216/mygirlyalbum/dead/2dave_coulier.jpg)
Yeah but there's got to be some sort of moratorium/waiting period for the recently deceased. Out of some modicum of respect and decency.
I think I feel a Man Law coming on....
(http://profile.ak.facebook.com/object/380/116/n2213557603_38668.jpg)
Too soon?
(http://www.bichetv.com/storage/farah_fawcett_poster.jpg)
Oh yeah...and Betty Page is totally dead now.