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Title: Celebrity Boxing Matches YOU Want To See
Post by: Scott on February 29, 2004, 03:03 PM

I was dreaming last night that Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder were in a Boxing Match being promoted by Don King.  I think Stevie would kick Ray's ass if it were to go down.  

(http://www.jerryday.com/Images/Stevie-Wonder-2c.gif) VS (http://www.zicline.com/an4/semaine13/rcharles.jpg)

My dream of a Manute Bol/Fridge Perry came true thanks to the fine folks at FOX.  

Anyone you want to see meet in the squared circle?

Title: Re: Celebrity Boxing Matches YOU Want To See
Post by: Vator on February 29, 2004, 03:14 PM

Tom Brokah
VS
Larry King

Now that would be a sight to see!  ;D

Title: Re: Celebrity Boxing Matches YOU Want To See
Post by: Scott on February 29, 2004, 03:50 PM

Sure they look like friends now but I think Dave Coulier (if he were alive) would make Bob Sagat look like a tomato can

(http://www.capitolcentre.ca/2004/peform/comedy/coulier.jpg)

Sadly, with Dave dead, this isn't going to happen :'(

Title: Re: Celebrity Boxing Matches YOU Want To See
Post by: Famine on February 29, 2004, 05:14 PM

Eminem vs. Vanilla Ice

R. Kelly vs. Kobe

Kevin vs. Morgbug at the flagpole, at 3:00. :-*

Kevin

Title: Re: Celebrity Boxing Matches YOU Want To See
Post by: Ben on February 29, 2004, 07:08 PM

Me Vs. Justin Timberlake.

He's just asking to be punched in the face.

Title: Re: Celebrity Boxing Matches YOU Want To See
Post by: Scott on March 1, 2004, 11:09 AM

Oprah Winfrey vs David Letterman...something tells me Oprah will kick Dave's ass too

(http://www.tiscali.nl/images/8/8/oprah.jpg) vs (http://www.eamonlynch.com/images/eamonl-340-Letterman.jpg)

Title: Re: Celebrity Boxing Matches YOU Want To See
Post by: MisterPL on March 1, 2004, 11:15 AM

Christopher Reeve vs. Stephen Hawking.

Title: Re: Celebrity Boxing Matches YOU Want To See
Post by: Scott on March 1, 2004, 11:22 AM

(http://411images.com/figures/simpsons/hawking13.jpg)  Hawking in an 8 second KO

Title: Re: Celebrity Boxing Matches YOU Want To See
Post by: Jim on March 1, 2004, 11:31 AM

Gary Coleman vs Emmanuel Lewis

Title: Re: Celebrity Boxing Matches YOU Want To See
Post by: DSJ™ on March 1, 2004, 11:47 AM

Shania Twain vs Celine Dion!

(http://www.gla.ac.uk/~cmc1z/fantasy_celts_b/fantasy_celts_15/shania_twain_03.jpg)  vs

(http://web.nlis.net/~davehill/betty/Celine.jpg)

Title: Re: Celebrity Boxing Matches YOU Want To See
Post by: Scott on March 1, 2004, 11:51 AM

Shania will fall over dead from having to look at Celine...

Title: Re: Celebrity Boxing Matches YOU Want To See
Post by: Scott on March 1, 2004, 02:09 PM

Mickey Rooney vs The Ghost of Buddy Hackett

(http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/movie_pix/oscars/76th_annual_academy_awards_parties_photos/mickey_rooney/oscars.jpg) vs (http://media.benedek.com/images/buddy+hackett+large.jpg)

Title: Re: Celebrity Boxing Matches YOU Want To See
Post by: MisterPL on March 1, 2004, 02:25 PM

(http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/movie_pix/oscars/76th_annual_academy_awards_parties_photos/mickey_rooney/oscars.jpg)

So THAT'S the guy in the Quizno's commercial. I thought they were mutant hamsters or something.

I can get some sleep now.

How 'bout Jake Lloyd vs. Haley Joel Osmet?

Title: Re: Celebrity Boxing Matches YOU Want To See
Post by: FX-7 on March 1, 2004, 03:37 PM

LOL this is some funny ****

How about...

Hillary Clinton vs Monica Lewinsky with Linda Tripp as the guest referee!

Title: Re: Celebrity Boxing Matches YOU Want To See
Post by: paploo on March 1, 2004, 05:52 PM

Star Jones VS. a cheese steak

Title: Re: Celebrity Boxing Matches YOU Want To See
Post by: JediMAC on March 1, 2004, 06:07 PM

Scot(t) vs. Greg(g)

Virex vs. Mainland

Philip vs. TheForce.net moderators

George Lucas vs. Rick McCallum

ME vs. Shania Twain (mudwrestling preferably)   8)


P.S.  Good call John, I think you nailed it on those Quizno's commercials!   ;D

Title: Re: Celebrity Boxing Matches YOU Want To See
Post by: Angry Ewok on March 1, 2004, 06:34 PM

(http://www.aloha.net/~mikesch/Nairobi.jpg)
(http://www.mikeonline.com/guests/pics/sally.gif)

Title: Re: Celebrity Boxing Matches YOU Want To See
Post by: Scott on March 2, 2004, 09:45 AM

Greg(g) would probably kick my ass, he'd whip out his Boomerang and knock me silly

Title: Re: Celebrity Boxing Matches YOU Want To See
Post by: Scott on March 5, 2004, 10:52 AM

(http://www.lunchboxing.com/images/features/lodolce/kirby.jpg) vs (http://www.onlineathens.com/images/011903/gwynns_newgig.jpg)

Kirby Puckett vs Tony Gwynn


They never played in the same league, but they both attack Big Mac's with ferocity unmatched these days...Puckett only has one good eye but he can beat the hell out of women...I give the edge to Puckett

Title: Re: Celebrity Boxing Matches YOU Want To See
Post by: DSJ™ on March 5, 2004, 02:52 PM

Quote from: JediMAC on March  1, 2004, 06:07 PM

ME vs. Shania Twain (mudwrestling preferably)   8)

Not going to happen!  :-*

But if it did, Jello would be better!  ;)

Title: Re: Celebrity Boxing Matches YOU Want To See
Post by: FX-7 on March 5, 2004, 05:19 PM

Martha Stewart vs She-Bubba