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Title: When you think of Canada....
Post by: Morgbug on March 22, 2006, 03:18 PM: What comes to mind?

Here's your chance to have a little fun, be nasty, whatever works for you. I have a presentation to make next week in Bloomington to about 400 Yankees and want to have a little fun with it, so I can't think of a better way than reinforcing some cliches y'all might have about us. Eh.

Have at it. Pics are helpful.
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: SilverZ on March 22, 2006, 03:25 PM: (http://www.e-zgrocer.com/ezgroc/images/04/04069.jpg)
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: jjks on March 22, 2006, 03:26 PM: I think of you....sleeping. Is that weird?
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: Ryan on March 22, 2006, 03:35 PM: (http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=moose/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/;_ylt=A9gnMiBzsyFEdUUAvxqjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsZHY1NDJyBHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDWVM3OF83NA--/SIG=1339qvdfs/EXP=1143145715/*-http%3A//gsbwww.uchicago.edu/fac/robert.zeithammer/more/glacier/glacier_moose.jpg)

(http://growabrain.typepad.com/growabrain/images/marijuana.jpg)
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: Darth Slothus on March 22, 2006, 03:38 PM: All the hot broads in the Hottie section ;) 8)
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: Angry Ewok on March 22, 2006, 03:40 PM: (http://www.reggie.net/photos/canada/saskatchewan/regina/mounted_police/1434331_at_ease-600.jpg)

Except without the black guy.
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: DSJ™ on March 22, 2006, 03:41 PM: (http://webfantasy.info/Shania_Twain/Images/Shania_Twain_03.jpg)

(http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/pix/hnic_cp__3760734.jpg)

(http://www.cita.utoronto.ca/webpages/mckenzie/pics/bob_and_doug.jpg)

(http://www.movieparadise.co.uk/images/structure/johncandy.gif)

Damn I miss John. :'(

(http://www.displayit-info.com/food/images/meat/4676.JPG)

(http://www.40ouncebeer.com/bc/molsoncap.jpg)

Best of all... My name is Joe!! And I am Canadian! (http://www.coolcanuckaward.ca/joe_canadian.htm)

William Shatner's I am Canadian Rant (http://frogstar.com/trek/William%20Shatner%20-%20I%20Am%20Canadian.mp3) :D
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: ruiner on March 22, 2006, 04:20 PM: Health care and prescription drugs.
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: Morgbug on March 22, 2006, 04:30 PM: Good stuff, keep it coming folks. I might have to be careful with the hotties stuff, but otherwise great. I would love to include a photo of Shania though ;)

Quote from: jjks on March 22, 2006, 03:26 PM
I think of you....sleeping. Is that weird?

No, that's just sexy. Dead sexy. :-*
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: Victor_Von_Doom on March 22, 2006, 04:41 PM: (http://www.webdevil.com/jp/CXR/jpg/blame%20canada.jpg)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/2a/Bob_and_Doug.jpg/250px-Bob_and_Doug.jpg)

(http://www.canadaenred.com/images/content/hockey-canada-team.jpg)

(http://cslr.colorado.edu/rspl/images/ICASSP91_pc.jpg)

(http://www.soulshine.ca/images/news/mike_myers.jpg)

Morgbug:

(http://fanclubshania.free.fr/Shania_Twain/maxim/shania-maximcover.jpg)

;)
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: DSJ™ on March 22, 2006, 04:54 PM: With more Canuckbucks, we can get a bigger Navy. :D

(http://www.paved.ca/paved/images/canadian_tire_money.jpg)

(http://www.travelwithachallenge.com/Images/Travel_Article_Library/Bear_Watching/Bear&Boat.jpg)

Hey Brent, don't forget our Canadian National Anthem (http://www.coolcanuckaward.ca/hockey_night_in_canada.htm)! ;)
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: Vator on March 22, 2006, 05:28 PM: Quote from: DSJ™ on March 22, 2006, 04:54 PM
With more Canuckbucks, we can get a bigger Navy.

What is with the recent trend in Canada to upgrade/build-up the armed forces?
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: Reid on March 22, 2006, 05:37 PM: (http://www.jmanx.com/images/funny/canadagay.jpg)
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: Clone Commander on March 22, 2006, 05:50 PM: (http://www.newfoundlandphotography.com/marklane/images/Paul%20Martin%20PM.jpg)

Moron Politicians...wait...they are all morons. ;D
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: DSJ™ on March 22, 2006, 06:13 PM: Quote from: Vhatorre on March 22, 2006, 05:28 PM
Quote from: DSJ™ on March 22, 2006, 04:54 PM
With more Canuckbucks, we can get a bigger Navy.

What is with the recent trend in Canada to upgrade/build-up the armed forces?

Always room for an upgrade, our submarines & the Santa Maria are in dry dock so to speak... in the middle of the ~~mall~~ friggin prairies. ::)

(http://image.pegs.com/images/RA/07838/07838_G7.jpg)

(http://static.flickr.com/2/3629523_27cc65cfd3.jpg)

Oh yeah, Canadian entertainers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Canadian_entertainers) & the list of Canadian musicians (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Canadian_musicians). Except Celine Dion, Vegas can keep her! :-*
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: Shannon (Princess) on March 22, 2006, 06:24 PM: Sexy, Older, male Star Wars collectors...

Seriously...

And Moose...
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: Ryan on March 22, 2006, 06:25 PM: Quote from: DSJ™ on March 22, 2006, 06:13 PM
Canadian musicians[/url]. Except Celine Dion, Vegas can keep her! :-*

Don't you try and push her off on us! >:(
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: SilverZ on March 22, 2006, 06:33 PM: (http://www.st-files.de/personen/starfleetpers/images/jameskirk_william2.jpg)

And I don't mean any old Shatner. I mean Shatner ala TJ.
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: BillCable on March 22, 2006, 06:36 PM: Beer. And REALLY expensive Vintage MOC.
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: DSJ™ on March 22, 2006, 06:45 PM: Quote from: Ryan on March 22, 2006, 06:25 PM
Quote from: DSJ™ on March 22, 2006, 06:13 PM
Canadian musicians[/url]. Except Celine Dion, Vegas can keep her! :-*

Don't you try and push her off on us! >:(

Till 2007. :-*

Ahh, looks like Shatner is sporting his Turbo 2000! :D
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: Famine on March 22, 2006, 07:00 PM: The French.

I'm serious.

Kevin
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: DSJ™ on March 22, 2006, 07:23 PM: Surely you can't be serious? I am serious, and don't call me Shirley! :D

(http://www.kinomaniak.pl/osoby/leslie_nielsen/photo.jpg)

Best Mountie. ;)

(http://www.lockley.net/images/onacase_lnelson.jpg)

My broom is this long!

(http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/movies/men_with_brooms/menwithbrooms2.jpg)

Can't forget this one Brent. ;) 8)

(http://www.blaskan.nu/Bilder/Bilder3/bobby_orr_1970.jpg)
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: john todd on March 22, 2006, 11:08 PM: (http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/artd/amg/music/bio/487924_rush_200x200.jpg)
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: efranks on March 22, 2006, 11:17 PM: Quote from: DSJ™ on March 22, 2006, 07:23 PM
Best Mountie. ;)

(http://www.lockley.net/images/onacase_lnelson.jpg)

I LOVED "Due South." That show rocked.

E...
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: iFett on March 22, 2006, 11:26 PM: Anybody ircked about Canadian accents? I don't have a pic to show like everybody else, but I'm sure you get the point.
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: efranks on March 23, 2006, 01:07 AM: What are you talking aboot, eh?

Oh, I also always laugh at the fact that their coins are metal and a magnet will stick to them. It's how I separate my Canadian coins quickly from my US coins...pass a magnet over them and pull them out.

I grew up in a town with a lot of Canadian tourists and at any given time you could pull change out of your pocket and have as many US coins as Canadian.

E...
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: name on March 23, 2006, 11:12 AM: One of my favorite BNL songs is "If I Had $1,000,000," but I have to admit that I've never completely understood the lyric

"I'd buy you furniture for your house

(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)".

Thanks to that "I am Canadian" link, DSJ, I now understand it. Woohoo!
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: name on March 23, 2006, 11:30 PM: (http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/100470.jpg)
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: Ryan on March 23, 2006, 11:34 PM: I spy camel toe.
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: Scott on March 24, 2006, 12:18 AM: (http://home.comcast.net/~osoono/ethnicdoughs/doughnut/donuts.jpg)
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: Jesse James on March 24, 2006, 03:28 AM: Flapping heads full of lies and Terrance & Phillip
(http://kenny.smoovenet.com/grabpics/terrance.gif)

The ACTUAL great one.
(http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2004/hockey/nhl/07/22/bc.hkn.rulessummit.ap/tx_lemieux_all.jpg) (http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2004/hockey/nhl/08/20/bc.hkn.lgns.lemieuxcanadacaptain.r/tx_lemieux_all.jpg)

And Niagara Falls actually having an attractive/good side to visit...

Oh and on a semi-serious note I think of the French & Indian War... Used to re-enact for it, met a lot of Frenchies and Indians from up in the great white North who re-enacted too... Always more fun than the brits my Scottish regiment dealt with. :)
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: Ben on March 24, 2006, 04:54 AM: The Prince of Pot. (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/03/02/60minutes/main1363340.shtml)
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: Ben on March 24, 2006, 04:56 AM: Quote from: name on March 23, 2006, 11:30 PM
(http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/100470.jpg)

Huh. So something good came out of Canada after all.
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: stormtripper on March 27, 2006, 03:44 AM: in Canada we call that a moose knuckle, not a camel toe... take off eh!
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: stormtripper on March 27, 2006, 03:24 PM: I am Canadian but I will play along

(http://images.tvnz.co.nz/tvnz_images/tv2/programmes/trailer_park_boys/boys_d.jpg)

(http://www.mdccorp.com/multimedia/images/photo_work_strategies.jpg)

(http://www.cswu.cz/trilogy/se/wamp.jpg)

(http://www.bank-b-gone.com/images/images/beachcombers_2.jpg)

(http://wrestlemania-fans.com/wrestlemaniaIV/images/brett_hart4.jpg)

(http://nhl.speedera.net/photos/g/gretzky_cup1984.jpg)

(http://akamai.backcountrystore.com.edgesuite.net/images/items/medium/ARC0242/DWCH.jpg)

(http://www.greensbeverages.com/spirits/crownbig.jpg)
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: Matt_Fury on March 27, 2006, 04:49 PM: Quote from: name on March 23, 2006, 11:30 PM
(http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/100470.jpg)

I didn't realize that there were Camels in Canada.
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: Clone Commander on March 27, 2006, 05:34 PM: Kraft Dinner.
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: DSJ™ on March 27, 2006, 07:10 PM: (http://www.hpedsb.on.ca/sg/quinte/harm/canada_arm.jpg)

(http://www.globalaircraft.org/photos/planephotos/cf-105_1.jpg) :'(

(http://www.telusplanet.net/public/djustus/Darth%20Vader/Canadian%20Beer%20Fridge.png) :D
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: MetalJedi on March 27, 2006, 11:47 PM: (http://www.cs.iastate.edu/~nelsonad/Jericho.JPG)

(http://www.sitefights.com/community/graphics/thespiritmafia/owenhart.jpg)

(http://www.canadiangifts.com/images/mpg08.jpg)
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: Ben on March 28, 2006, 01:55 AM: (http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f49/scififan81/blame20canada.jpg)
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: stormie on March 28, 2006, 04:49 PM: First thing that comes to mind:
(http://acmi.canoe.ca/GretzkyImages/oilers_88cup.jpg)

Then I think of bilingual packaging:
(http://cubemedia.ign.com/media/news/image/import/kraftmania.jpg)

Then I unfortunately think of this:
(http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060327/i/r574425287.jpg)
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: MetalJedi on March 29, 2006, 07:24 PM: (http://www.tvshowcentral.net/tvshows/kidsinthehall/kidshall.jpg)
Title: Re: When you think of Canada....
Post by: JesseVader08 on March 31, 2006, 01:44 AM: (http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000742G0G.01._PE44_.The-History-Channel-Presents-The-War-of-1812._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg)

:-*