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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« on: February 2, 2006, 01:42 PM »
Notice the Ads by Google at the top of the thread? The first one is for Grub Killer.
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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Bald or grey?
« on: February 2, 2006, 10:01 AM »
I've got plenty of greys, especially along the sides. Many are from my wife. Many are from my children. Most are from my students.
I was surprised when I grew a beard about a year and a half ago just how much grey was in it. Lots of wee white whiskers poking through along my chinny chin chin.
Oh. .. and it would appear that I'm getting a fair bald spot on the crown of my head. Nice.
I was surprised when I grew a beard about a year and a half ago just how much grey was in it. Lots of wee white whiskers poking through along my chinny chin chin.
Oh. .. and it would appear that I'm getting a fair bald spot on the crown of my head. Nice.
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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: iPod-racing
« on: February 1, 2006, 04:46 PM »
Have you tried screaming swear words at it?
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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Top 5 Hotties
« on: February 1, 2006, 08:43 AM »Wow, that giraffe has nice boobies!
Dammit. . .you made my secretary come to see what I was laughing so hard at.
I can't believe Shannon Eliz. was left out either!! She's been on of my favorites since American Pie. . .
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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Soft Drinks - What's Your Pleasure?
« on: February 1, 2006, 08:31 AM »What they really are is a lobby organization that targets corporations on the basis of really ****** science.
. . .
. . though you'd have to drink about 10 cups of coffee to get the same dose you get in a single cup of coffee.
That looks like some pretty ****** science right there, to me! Or ****** proofreading. . .
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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Soft Drinks - What's Your Pleasure?
« on: January 31, 2006, 03:56 PM »**** Jared.
Eat at Kevvo's.
Dude. You have GOT to have bumper stickers made.
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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: MTV Desperate for ratings, so they pulled out the big guns-Me!
« on: January 31, 2006, 03:50 PM »Take out the 'h' and we'll talk.
Kevin
Wow. Wat a fun story. Just read troug all of tis for te first time. Were are te pics you promised us, Kevvo?
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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: MTV Desperate for ratings, so they pulled out the big guns-Me!
« on: January 31, 2006, 09:14 AM »
Wow. What a fun story. Just read through all of this for the first time. Where are the pics you prhomised us, Kevvo?
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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Top 5 Hotties
« on: January 29, 2006, 07:36 PM »
That zit on her boobie is HAWT.
Maybe too many Kit Kat bars?
Maybe too many Kit Kat bars?
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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work...
« on: January 27, 2006, 09:14 AM »I guess we're just not supposed to know these things yet somehow we find them out...
And that's the really amazing thing about these way out there fetishes. . .not only did somebody somewhere think it might be really hot have a hooker **** on his face, or to **** a plush racoon, or whatever, but then they had to run out and tell a friend "hey. . you know what really does it for me??"
There is also a difference in Corprophilia, which is centered around a sexual fetish, and Scatplay which is more about doing something shameful or taboo. . .along the lines of cutting oneself. Working in college residence life, I've seen at least one case of scatplay come up every year and a half or so. It's really very sad. .. a compulsion to play with poo as some sort of self loathing act.
Scat, though, is a perfectly appropriate synonym for feces. Mainly used to describe droppings of wild animals . .. bear scat, deer scat, etc.
And finally. . this is by far my favorite Urbandictionary entry on the topic:
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5. scat - turding all over a lovers head
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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work...
« on: January 26, 2006, 12:03 PM »
Funny. . .I just returned from a workplace poo.
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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Top 5 Hotties
« on: January 26, 2006, 11:45 AM »Shannon, that wasn't a gay man, that was Matt Colman, though I could see the mistake, pink sweater and all...
Kevin
BWAH!
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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« on: January 24, 2006, 09:16 PM »1319
Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Top 5 Hotties
« on: January 24, 2006, 04:07 PM »Aw c'mon -- I used to let my gay friends play with my boobs all of the time
And when you say "gay friends" you mean hot lesbians right?
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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« on: January 21, 2006, 05:59 PM »
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework, to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles - anything that gives a glimpse into someone else's life. Anything goes...