But Adam's right - you need to buy the three of us a carded Fett if you want to be admitted into the club.  If you do that, the three of us will pitch in together to get you one too!  Sound like a deal?!  

yeah, i'll get right on it... i already have two, so i just need to get the third  

hmmm, a quick review... take the best punk band you know and add a little pissed off courtney love, but only the part of courtney that sings, not the part that gets drunk and takes her clothes off and falls down and stuff. if you're into punk, this is a must buy. or at least a must download...

now THAT is funny...  

Your Score: 6 / 50  

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12.0%      6.0 points out of 50

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Stud! You're a manly man! May I suggest some more contact sports like football? You can watch big, strong athletes sweat away as they tap each other's ass.

lol...

ok, did we set any limits as far as spending goes? i know there were some thoughts, but was anything ever finalized? and do we have a date where everyone is supposed to ship on the same day, or just a date that we should ship by?

  i don't think you have to worry about getting banned for that in here... that's too funny, but i have to wonder how come nobody else did it first??  

One thing that always gets my goat is when I'm sitting at the movie theater, and some idiot kicks the back of my seat. Damn, I hate that.

what i hate more are the idiots who sit in front of you and rock violently back and forth. i've been in a few theaters that have seats that rock, at least a little, and had an idiot or two in front of me... the solution? i planted both of my feet firmly on the back of his seat, close to the top. i think i gave him whiplash....

Also on the **** list--dumbass cashiers who ask for an ID when I use my credit card. Never do I feel more offended. I don't even know why they need it. Maybe to see my studly mug in an unflattering picture.

well, speaking as one of those dumbass cashiers who asks for id from time to time, i'll tell you exactly the same thing i tell every other customer who bitches at me... it's for your protection, as well as ours. in this day and age, identity fraud is one of the biggest crimes that occurs every day. i'm only protecting you from having to pay unneccesary bills and us from losing money on fraudulent sales.

And people who cannot fathom the method of looking both ways before pulling across traffic. I just about broadsided an idiot in a Cavalier because he just shot out from the stop sign. What is it with Chevy Cavaliers and morons?

well, dumbass drivers are a dime a dozen around me. it sounds like he stopped at least, we usually get the ones who just kinda drift right through the stop sign, like they only need to stop if they see a car coming...

And finally, incapable bartenders who don't put the glass at an angle when drawing my Guinness. If you're gonna charge $3.50 for the draw, it better be hoppin'.

luckily, that's one problem i don't have. i only go to the finest irish pubs, and you better believe that those bartenders know how to draw a good pint of guiness.