Last one tonight.

A Redheaded mom walks into her daughter's room, finds a beer bottle and says, "I never knew my daughter drank!"

A Brunette walks into her daughter's room, finds a pack of cigarettes and says, "I never knew my daughter smoked!"

A Blond mom walks into her daughter's room and finds a condom.
She says, "I never knew my daughter had a penis!"

This is pretty racy.

One drunken night a guy wakes up in a drunken stupor, opening his eyes he sees Claudia Schiffer on the bed next to him. He thinks this is a little odd, as he doesn't remember a thing, let alone going to bed with her. He decides to get up and get himself a drink from the fridge. He gets to the fridge and opens the door and is faced with a large suitcase. He takes the suitcase out of the fridge, puts it on the table and opens it to find $1 Million. This is just a little too much for the guy who thinks he is losing his mind. He wonders if he is hallucinating, so he goes to the window and draws back the blind. Outside on his front lawn is the Klu Klux Klan and dangling from the tree is an open noose, empty. They appear to be beckoning him and shouting.
Now the guy is really freaked out, he quickly draws the blind and turns around.

In the corner of his kitchen is a leprechaun, obviously drunk as well.

He asks the leprechaun what is going on.

"Well," says the leprechaun, "I was drunk last night as well, and as I was crossing the road, I was nearly run down. You ran across the road and pushed me to safety, so I granted you three wishes in return for saving me."

"Well, I can guess the first one" says the guy, "Supermodel, bed, yeah I got that one. What about the other two?"

"The money in the fridge?" says the leprechaun, "You asked for a cool million."

"And them out there?" asks the guy,

"You said you wanted to be hung like a black man."

Hey, I'm bored.  

shabbyblue from GH pointed out this place. Looks pretty good to me. ( I did sign up after all.)

http://btvsfigs.proboards22.com/index.cgi

Until I finally wised up and bought some bookcases, I put figures on display wherever I could. Figures like ML or LOTR fell over all the damn time. Still do.

This is my kind of line to collect. I went to another Sam Goody, and found some older Muppets figures. I picked up Crazy Harry for $2.24, and Rowlf and Scooter for $4.49 each.

Then I ventured to TRU, and picked up Kermit and Piggy for $3.98 each.

It was a good day.

And, i found this link for the Willow in question. I emailed the owner and asked if the Willow will be the one pictured, and not the vamp one. I'll let you know his response when I get it. Linky:
http://thetoydepot.net/catalog/product_info.php/cPath/21_97/products_id/534

I ordered the IKON Buffy and Spike from them, and they arrived well-packed. They take a while to get here, as they're based in Florida, but no complaints here.

Yeah, it's getting to me. I was looking at them at Sam Goody tonight, and it sturck me that I should have been collecting this from series 1 and not screwing around with MOTU. Oh well.

Those playsets are damn expensive, and I wanted Beaker and Animal too. Plus, I've heard great things about that Culinary Catastrophe set. Oy, stupid toy addiction. But I have to say, if you're still reading this, this line is amazing in every sense of the word, and I own only one figure.