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Brad...

We all appreciate your hard work as the JD Graphics dude and so the guys and me all chipped in some money to get you a present to reward your dedication to the site

Click Here To See It!!!

"Fizz" being the operative word there, right Scott?

Brad, please read the instructions and remember that "Cotton Candy Fizz" is for external use only. I don't want to read something from you about a "mishap" with this product that will return to my memory the next time I'm at the ballpark and someone yells "cotton candy heeeeeee-aaaaah".

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Surgery... Who's been under the knife?
« on: May 10, 2004, 02:10 PM »
Got scoped, which fortunately worked just fine (or I would`ve had to get sliced).  Still hurts like a b!tch, despite my fun little morphine shooter.   8)

This TV/internet/radio/movies/games monitor thingee is pretty cool though...  Probably stuck here for a couple more days, unfortunately.   :-\

Yow - glad you were able to keep that under control during our get together. I hate to clean up other people's burst body parts.

Seriously, I hope you have a fast recovery. In the meantime, sounds appropriate to get other people to watch the stores for you.  :-*

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... Moments later I hear the roomie head out of her bedroom and into the shower... She passes the bathroom... I hold my breath, "I didn't make a stink, I hope!"

I offer, for your consideration, a sniglet I created while in the Narrows District at Zion's National Park 2 years ago...

These are narrow sandstone corridors formed by water erosion over time. One often needs to walk single file for hundreds of yards in spaces less than 5 feet across... And since it's an extended hike across 20+ miles of active and dry river beds it can take days to pass through. And chances are good that on a hike such as that, someone in the group has consumed an unhealthy portion of beef jerkey, dehydrated meals (lot's o' beans in thar') and granola.

The result is ominous for the affected individual, worse for those who follow behind.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you snifflash.

Snifflash: the motion of violently moving ones head backward and away from any offending negative smell, usually fart or feces. Often accompanied a feeling of slow motion, as if time stopped and one were stuck in the smell for an extended period of time. Occasionally results in a stiff neck or lasting facial grimace.

Snifflash, use the term appropriately.

Brad, did the roomie suffer any lasting snifflash when she entered the bathroom and discovered from the odor what you had been up to?

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Not a representative day, but it occurred nonetheless.

I was desperately looking for a figure this week. In a 4 1/2 hour run I hit:

106th Walmart
106th Target
Redwood FM
Redwood Target
Redwood Walmart
Woods Cross Kmart
Centerville Target
Layton Walmart
Layton Target
Layton TRU
Clinton Walmart
Harrisville Walmart
Riverdale Walmart
Riverdale Target
Riverdale TRU
Bountiful FM
Park City Walmart
3300S FM
FU Walmart
FU Target
State Street TRU

That's about 120 miles round trip.

I didn't find the figure that day, but I did the next. At a TRU. Less than a mile from my house!

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Fun nostalgia of old tyme computing:

http://www2.b3ta.com/heyhey16k/

"Hey hey 16k, what does that get you today? You'll need more for a letter...Ram packs were much better..."

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Snow!
« on: May 5, 2004, 05:30 PM »
Tickling his foot?


Oooooooh, the OTHER hand, hmmm

Also, it's not the hands you can see that you need to worry about. Wait until he demos his crazy Swami Yoga Mojo!


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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Snow!
« on: May 5, 2004, 05:11 PM »
I don't wanna know whats he's doing with his hand.  ;D

On that note, the temp here is 1°C & going to -6°C tonight. Oh, BTW, Merry Christmas.  Its bloody snowing!  >:(   :-\   :'(

Ewwwww. "Bloody" snow. That sounds yucky, but promising for Hoth battlefield aftermath photos.

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Rant - Idiot at Circuit City
« on: May 5, 2004, 04:52 PM »
I'm not a good storyteller, sorry, but dig this...


You had me at hello.

Wait, you didn't say "hello".

Well Brad, a fine story with a happy ending. I commend you on your patience. I thought for sure they were going to end up asking you for more money at the end. Thanks for the surprise ending.

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Which Best Buy Shopper Are You?
« on: May 5, 2004, 03:43 PM »
Here's an idea:

Jared - This Best Buy customer doesn't fit into 5 stereotyped categories developed by a marketing turd. This customer likes friendly service, checkout lines that don't take 15 minutes to get through, items he needs to actually be in-stock, hates being pimped magazine subscriptions at checkout, and doesn't want to prove his purchases are legit to a pimple-faced teen checking shopping bags at the exit.

When do I get my store?  ::)

Yup, I'm also a Jared. Ask me when the last time I went to CompUSA was. Hint: It was the time the demanded to check my reciept at the door three feet away from the register "for my protection". I dug it out of my pocket, gave them what we collectively call "the business" and never returned. Ever. Until I needed ink for my printer and OfficeMax didn't have any. Stupid OfficeMax! Get with the program!

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Pics to Names!
« on: May 5, 2004, 03:28 PM »
On the beard/beard wannabe theme:


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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Pics to Names!
« on: May 4, 2004, 11:08 AM »
Not me!

I thought it was a rule that all new pictures posted had to go through the "sweater-pinkify-ing" process...

Jeff


Oh, I see.

Actually Matt changed the theme. We're now working on face hair that is trying really hard to become a beard.

Ed has a little of that going on - how long were you at that party Ed?  :-*

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Pics to Names!
« on: May 4, 2004, 10:58 AM »
Where's the Pink sweater picture!?!  Come on guys, you're letting me down...

Jeff


It was two pages ago:



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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: For the apartment renters...
« on: May 4, 2004, 10:14 AM »
It was pretty nice though living in the apartments, we had a pool, excercise room, no lawn work, free air and heat, nice view, lived in the city right near Como Park and the MN State Fair!

Speaking of tapping equity, were you close enough to turn your apartment lawn into a parking lot durnign the fair? That activity alone would probably generate enough cash to take care of about 6 months rent....  :-*

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Watto's Junk Yard / MORE grape mashing gone wrong...
« on: May 1, 2004, 11:48 PM »
And now lady and gentlemen, the extended play dance mix:

http://zoomzip.prehensile.net/mp3/zoomzip_vs_thefallingnewslady.mp3

oweeee oweee gwoweee ohhhh eeww i can’t breathe…all your base are belong to us…

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: 5 free songs at iTunes - Your picks
« on: May 1, 2004, 09:45 AM »
Glad I could help.  ::)

Dude, I bought some Dylan. Don't hurt me with your emoticons!

I meant mainland picking two songs out of the list of songs I already have as suggestions. No offense mainland, just not the help I was looking for...

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