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Star Wars Universe / Re: Star Wars Movie Quotes
« on: May 19, 2006, 08:02 PM »
Was it Han Solo to Chewie?

Newbies / Re: Some of you may already know
« on: May 19, 2006, 06:51 PM »
AE, how would work exactly?  Do you know where I'm from? 

Newbies / Re: Some of you may already know
« on: May 19, 2006, 06:47 PM »
M-O-D-E-R-A-T-O-R-S or A-D-M-I-N-I-S-T-R-A-T-O-R


Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Joke Thread
« on: May 19, 2006, 06:42 PM »
Thought for the day:

There is more money  being spent on breast implants
and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's  research. This means that
by 2040, there should be a large elderly  population with perky boobs and
huge erections and absolutely no  recollection of what to do with them.

Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Jokes I've Heard
« on: May 19, 2006, 09:50 AM »
Here's another one.  It's called woman RULE!

A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.  She seductively signaled to the bartender who approached her immediately.  She gestured alluringly for the bartender to bring his face closer to hers.  As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no", he replied.

"Can you get him for me?  I need to speak to him", she says as she runs her hands beyond his face and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't",  breathed the bartender.  "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes.  I need you to give him a message", she continued running her forefinger across his lips and slyly, popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck then gently.

"What should I tell him?", the bartender managed to say.

"Tell him, she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room.

Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Top 5 Hotties
« on: May 19, 2006, 09:24 AM »
She much better to look at than the TOP!

The Prequel Trilogy / Re: ROTS: one year later.....
« on: May 19, 2006, 09:21 AM »
I agree with HOTP with the list.  The only thing I would change is the last two.

Watto's Junk Yard / Jokes I've Heard
« on: May 19, 2006, 09:14 AM »
  I thought I'd start a jokes thread, well because, sometimes we all just need to laugh.   This is a joke about something that is an everyday thing in my city .  So here is your first laugh. 

       A blonde walks into a bank in Toronto and asks for the Loans Officer. She tells the Loans Officer that she is going on a business trip to Europe for two weeks and needs to borrow 5,000.00. The Loans Officer says that the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car was parked on the street outside the bank. She has the title, and everything checks out.  The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The Loans Officer and the bank employees all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls Royce as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground parking garage and park it there.
Two weeks later, the blond returns, repays the $5,000 and interest, which comes to $15.41. The Loans Officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found out that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000 ?"
The blonde replies..."Where else in Toronto can I park my car for two
weeks for only $15.41 and expect it still to be there when I return?"


Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Super Hero/Comic Book Movies
« on: May 19, 2006, 08:03 AM »
I'm so excited to see Beast and Kiddy (is that how her name is spelt, its been so long).

Newbies / Re: Some of you may already know
« on: May 19, 2006, 07:55 AM »
Well thanks for your input.  Infortunately I can't buy thing online because I don't own a credit card and it would be pointless to ask my husband for his because he'll ask what it's for. 

I guess I'm looking for one that is popular.

Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Super Hero/Comic Book Movies
« on: May 18, 2006, 09:09 AM »
Does anyone know when X- Men is coming to theaters?

The Prequel Trilogy / Re: ROTS: one year later.....
« on: May 18, 2006, 08:52 AM »
Well firstly, I loved the clone wars.  My husband and I were so excited to see them when they first aired.  My husband also had the same complaint about the battle scenes being too short.

Second.  Though Hayden is adorable to look at, anyone can tell that he is an amateur actor.  I sometimes found him painful to watch.  "It's worse, he's overly critical, he never listens, he doesn't understand.  It's not fair".  Is the funniest.  Everytime I watch that scene with Anakin and Padme in Attack of the clones, I just can't help but laugh my ass off. 

I totally agree that it seemed too soon for Anakin to bow down to the dark side so easily.  It was so quick that it was unbelieveable.  And Hayden being the amateur that he is, didn't make it any better.   I also agree that Palpatine's transformation was absolutely dreadful, and I was a little disappointed, actually.

Newbies / Re: Some of you may already know
« on: May 18, 2006, 08:07 AM »
Another question,  What does it mean when users are highlighted?

Newbies / Re: hi
« on: May 18, 2006, 08:00 AM »
How's it going.  Another newbie.  Great!  Hope to read from you.  Sorry I can't help you, I'm a newbie too.  I can say that you need to check your spelling and never use these *******, K.  Later dude!

Newbies / Re: Well hello there!
« on: May 18, 2006, 07:56 AM »
Hey there! Hope you have as much fun as I have.

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