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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Sony PS3: 11/17/06, $499/$599
« on: November 22, 2006, 02:12 PM »
Had to post this here. Good news for gamers, bad news for scalpers.

Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Funny Pictures
« on: November 21, 2006, 10:30 PM »
Welcome to last week.

I didn't see a topic about naked dudes in the PM box.  Guess I missed that one.  ???

Wow. Many, MANY bananas.

Thanks for the celebratory produce.... ;D

Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Funny Pictures
« on: November 21, 2006, 05:06 PM »
I just got a PM here on JD with a picture that was definitely NOT funny.

Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Everything Rebelscum
« on: November 15, 2006, 06:55 PM »
Links?  I'm in the middle of two deals and want to stay far away from any known scammers.

Watto's Junk Yard / Re: 10 Years of Searching For the Real Killers
« on: November 15, 2006, 06:54 PM »
I only hope that the families of the deceased get a little of the cash that he's going to rake in from doing this.

I seriously doubt they will.  I heard on the news they haven't seen a dime yet.  That ******* has enough money to play golf every day, but he can't throw them a few bucks.

Now he's going to make a book deal and a show about how he WOULD have killed their children. 

Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Are You Dressing Up?
« on: October 24, 2006, 01:46 PM »
I'm having the same problem again this year.  Lots of costumes, no desire to wear them to parties with a hundred friends who've seen me as a Stormtrooper or other assorted Star Wars characters a ton of times.

I wanted to go as a Lemming from the video game, but I needed my wife to sew me the outfit and she's too busy this week.

Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Scary things seen at theme parks
« on: October 10, 2006, 01:50 PM »

Landing strip vs. racetrack?

Ok....I can't be the only one who needs that explained...

Wow, really? No one's heard that? 

A "Landing strip" is when a girl has shaved down to just one small line.

A race track  (also known as a "Happy trail") is the more distinct line of hair that grows from one's pubic region to their belly button. This is normally only found on guys.

She had one of those.  Looked like an upside down tree.

Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Scary things seen at theme parks
« on: October 9, 2006, 01:13 AM »
She had more hair under her armpits than me!!!!

The lust ended pretty much right there. And the attraction (King Kong that is) broke just about when it was on turn to board as well.

Not sure where you're from, but that's not so uncommon up here in Seattle.  We see that and hairy legs quite a bit in the summer time.  Here and Berkely seem to be the US capitols of hairy women for some reason.  I'm not a fan.

I had a roommate who had that situation going on too.  She was really great looking until she'd get all the way naked.  The first thing you'd notice is that she had legs that were harrier than mine and a "race track" as well.  It's very distracting from the otherwise hotness. 

P.S.  I only know all this because she was a bit of an exhibitionist back then.  These days, I think she's gone a little less "Granola" but since I don't live with her anymore, I'm not sure if that means she's tending the jungle these days or not.   For all of Seattle mankind, I hope so.     ;D

Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Everything Rebelscum
« on: October 6, 2006, 07:31 PM »
You just had to say that....

I said "as far as I know" just in case it's already been done, not to encourage someone to do it now.

Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Everything Rebelscum
« on: October 6, 2006, 02:14 PM »
But I would give Lady Jaye potential credit for one thing. The last thing I would do if I were her would be to actually provide a pic to you photoshop savvy guys for future abuse! I have a mental image of a camel with poo-matted fur with a tweaked head attached....

Although there are definitely many smartasses here, I think it's clear she's genuinely afraid of that happening, so I think people would probably leave her image alone. 

That picture of her on the last page has been around for years and has never been photoshopped as far as I know.....but I could be wrong.

Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Everything Rebelscum
« on: October 6, 2006, 01:40 PM »
So here's a common sense question:

Bertha, it's clear that no one really believes that picture isn't a picture of you.  Although I've asked you once or twice for a real image over the years, basically at this point I'm just giving you the benefit of the doubt when you say it's not.  People stopped bugging you about it years ago because they just stopped caring. As far as most of us are concerned, the mystery was solved once your image was finally posted all those years ago.  Even if that's not you, that's the face that goes with the name for now.

Since most of us have had what we think is an image of you for years and nothing bad has ever come of it, if that's REALLY not you......why don't you just end the whole mistaken identity thing and post a real picture?  
Say hi to all these people you've been talking to for half a decade as a real person instead of a cartoon character.

Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Disneyland!
« on: October 3, 2006, 02:47 AM »
So what kind of things did the Jedi Masters teach the little padawans?

Watto's Junk Yard / Giveaway for American Heart Association walk
« on: October 2, 2006, 07:10 PM »
Hey guys and gals,

Along with several of my 501st Garrison members, this Saturday I'll be pariticpating in the Heart Walk in downtown Seattle. I'm looking for some sponsors to help me raise some money for the American Heart Association . Why this is Star Wars related is I'll be joining the hundreds of people walking while wearing my Stormtrooper armor. I have a donation page, but for some crazy reason they only accept donations of 25 dollars and above.

I know that's a lot to ask, so here's what I'm proposing: Anyone who does not feel like donating 25 dollars but is still willing to donate before this Friday can send any amount (maybe 5 dollars or more?) to me via paypal and I will round up all the donations received there to the nearest 25 dollar increments and make the pledge on your behalf.

To help spur along bigger donations to the American Heart Association, I'm going to offer up a carded Star Wars figure or two to one lucky person who sponsors me via the web page below for 25 bucks or more! I will of course pay the shipping to your home. Since I'm an army builder, I was thinking I'll offer up some good trooper figures (maybe a carded VTSC Biker Scout and an Orange Clone?) but if you win, we can talk and I'll give you plenty of other choices besides just those.

If you'd like to sponsor me via my page on the Heart Walk Website, that's here. They take credit cards:

If you'd like to chip in a smaller amount (less than the cost of one Star Wars figure!) please PM me for my paypal address.

Any and all help is appreciated, I will be sure to post pictures here of the Star Wars characters walking around Seattle's sports stadiums this Saturday.

Thanks everyone!

Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Lucas donates $175 million to USC
« on: September 25, 2006, 03:18 PM »
And here I thought this was another thread about the fan club election.  ;D

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