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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Virex's monthly "Anyone want a free Suncoast DVD coupon?" thread
« on: January 17, 2004, 10:54 PM »
Hey, the thread title changed!  

Again I ask, what is this, Rebelscum?   :-\
 
Quote from: Angry Ewok on January 14, 2004, 01:28 AM
You handle the salads until you get killed.[/size]

I'm not up on my "Space Ghost lingo", but is this the same as "tossin' the salad"?  ???

So, anyway, I've been in self-imposed seclusion, and during this time, I've given some thought to the recent "goings-on" here, and I've decided that my former name (Virex Star Wars Luke Skywalker 2015) was actually too Star Wars, so I've changed it back to Plain Ol' Virex, which actually doesn't make any sense, because if it was really plain ol' Virex, then it would just read as "Virex" and not "Plain Ol' Virex", which actually isn't plain ol' anything, so it's kind of like that one dude's sig I've seen that says "This space intentionally left blank", well, if it were really left blank, then there wouldn't be a sig at all, so in a way, it's like a subtle wink to the reader, like to make them think, because life is not what it seems.

Remember that.

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Virex's monthly "Just go crazy & ignore the original purpose of my idea"
« on: January 13, 2004, 09:08 PM »
Quote from: JediMAC on January 13, 2004, 08:26 PM
No.  This is a Star Wars site after all.  Therefore, it's time to get with the program.  Try this one on for size:

Virex Darth Star Wars Luke Skywalker 2015 Jedi

See, that's kind of what I was thinking of, before I ultimately decided against your crappy idea.  I was gonna switch it up a bit, though, and go with:

Virex Star Darth Wars Luke Skywalker 2015 Jedi.  

See, so that little difference in the placement of "Darth"--my would-be version kicks your version's ass.  Sorry, dude.

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I think that might help you fit in a little better around here, and then you wouldn't get hassled so much by the likes of Henrik, jjks, and hs_506.  Just a thought...

That's the thing:  I like being stalked.

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So anyway, is that Anime coupon still up for grabs?

Why yes, it is, as a matter of fact.



Just give me your address.

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Virex's monthly "Just go crazy & ignore the original purpose of my idea"
« on: January 13, 2004, 06:55 PM »
Quote from: hansolo_506 on January 13, 2004, 06:45 PM
I'm, sorry... did I miss something?

Was this not a Virex appreciation thread?

And how did I get on the short list?

Sorry if you didn't like my song... I thought it was kinda catchy. :-[

First of all, you're old.  "Four Leaf Clover"?  WTF is that?  Some kind of old 78 RPM-type deal?  I can't even relate to that, which takes me out of your "song/joke/whatever" from the get-go.  

And secondly, this whole thread was created out of my desire to do something nice for my fellow forumites, many of whom I've talked down to, mocked, patronized, abused, harassed, made fun of, or otherwise treated like sh!t over the years.  I wanted to kind of repay my debt to the internet society by offering up (for free, mind you) some coupons, that were honestly pretty crappy to begin with.

But nooooooooooo!  Virex can't have that!  And all of the little trolls and ne'er-do-wells, led by a so-called "moderator", of this very site, came out of the woodwork to f--k my thread up.

But you know what?  It's okay.

I see how you all are.

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Virex's monthly "Just go crazy & ignore the original purpose of my idea"
« on: January 13, 2004, 06:43 PM »
Quote from: JediMAC on January 13, 2004, 06:20 PM
Mr. Virex Star Wars Luke Skywalker 2015, I think you still need to add a "Darth" or "Jedi" into your name there somewhere, otherwise you're really no better off, as it still doesn't sound very Star Warsy to me.  Thanks for your consideration...

You know, on second thought, Matt, I'm going to have to nix this whole "add a 'Darth' or a 'Jedi' into your name somewhere" idea.

I do see your point, but if I did that, then it would just get silly, wouldn't it?

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Virex's monthly "Just go crazy & ignore the original purpose of my idea"
« on: January 13, 2004, 06:34 PM »
Quote from: hansolo_506 on January 13, 2004, 06:31 PM
A Virex Tribute
(sung to the tune of "Four Leaf Clover")

I'm looking over
a Virex name change
that I've overlooked before.

One name was cutesy,
the other was curt,
one left the others
just eating his dirt.

And there is no need explaining,
the one remaining,
is meant for you to adore!

Yes, we're overlooking
a Virex name change
that we've overlooked....
         (you better call him Mister)
that we've overlooked before!


BTW : if we are off topic in the thread now - I like ham!

Okay.

1. Henrik Wulff Ragamuffin
2. jjks
3. hansolo_506

Who's next?

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Virex's monthly "Just go crazy & ignore the original purpose of my idea"
« on: January 13, 2004, 06:31 PM »
Quote from: JediMAC on January 13, 2004, 06:20 PM
Mr. Virex Star Wars Luke Skywalker 2015, I think you still need to add a "Darth" or "Jedi" into your name there somewhere, otherwise you're really no better off, as it still doesn't sound very Star Warsy to me.  Thanks for your consideration...

Gimme a sec.

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And is 2015 when Hasbro's license runs out, or is that when we'll see the final Trilogy?  You lost me there.  Thanks.

Okay.  2015 has nothing to do with Star Wars, and the only person here who might have any idea what that's a reference to is Xander, but that's a long shot, and he's not even usually here, anyway, so whatever.  

But, if it makes you feel better, then the answer to your question is "yes".

Does that help you?

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Virex's monthly "Just go crazy & ignore the original purpose of my idea"
« on: January 13, 2004, 06:27 PM »
Quote from: OCB on January 13, 2004, 06:20 PM
Guys, please stay on topic or I'm going to have to ban all of you for being idiots...back to anime

Speaking of the topic. . .

What is the topic, here, anyway?

I like the idea that this is my thread, and I haven't a clue as to what's going on.

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Virex's monthly "Just go crazy & ignore the original purpose of my idea"
« on: January 13, 2004, 05:59 PM »
Quote from: Diddly Squat on January 13, 2004, 05:46 PM
Well I guess this thread is a "Tribute" to Rebelscum since their boards are "dead"* at the moment.

* = "Currently Reindexing the Forum. Be back soon!"

This is not. . .  the greatest thread in the world, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember the greatest thread in the world, no.
This is just a tribute.

And the peculiar thing is this, my friends: The thread we read on that fateful night didn't actually seem anything like this thread!

This is just a tribute.


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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Virex's monthly "Just go crazy & ignore the original purpose of my idea"
« on: January 13, 2004, 05:44 PM »
Also, I've changed my name to "Virex Star Wars Luke Skywalker 2015".  The old name, frankly, just wasn't Star Warsy enough.  So now, everyone will know.

The two of you who I'm friends with (or the eighteen of you who I owe money to) may call me "VSWLS2015" for short.

The rest of you can will refer to me as Mr. Virex Star Wars Luke Skywalker 2015.

Thanks and have a nice day.

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Virex's monthly "Just go crazy & ignore the original purpose of my idea"
« on: January 13, 2004, 05:22 PM »
Quote from: Chris Berry on January 13, 2004, 03:45 PM
There is a higher purpose for this thread, yes.

And that purpose is. . .  "A valid excuse to finally get rid of Virex".

It's alright, I'm cool with it.

Also, my cat's breath smells like cat food.




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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Virex's monthly "Just go crazy & ignore the original purpose of my idea"
« on: January 13, 2004, 12:52 AM »
What a great avatar that drinking bird would make.  Too bad I'm a dumbass when it comes to that sort of thing at all times.

I think I'm going to buy one of those drinking birds off Ebay or something.  It's like the Rubik's Cube that I bought last week--doesn't really serve much of a purpose (like this thread, too, natch), but wouldn't it just be nice to own one?

So, while searching for an animated drinking bird thing, I came across this page, which, in addition to the drinking birds for sale, is also offering the "Donkey Cigarette Dispenser":



"Just push his ears and he awakes from slumber , lifts up his tail, and calmly ejects one cigarette . . .to the amazement and delight of everyone watching. Carries his load of regular size cigarettes on his back. A clever novelty and practical cigarette dispenser. Individually boxed"

Now, I don't know about you fellas, but seeing this made me want to take up smoking, just to be able to pull one of these bad boys out of my pocket the next time a honey asks to bum a smoke. . .


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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Virex's monthly "Anyone want a free Suncoast DVD coupon?" thread
« on: January 13, 2004, 12:05 AM »
Quote from: Jediknight7600564384351381381355731323511271 on January 12, 2004, 11:51 PM
I should not laugh. My mother would spank the sweet jesus out of me.

BTW...do you still hate me?

Honestly (and I mean this in all sincerity), it's probably in everyone's best interest if I don't answer that question.

Bye-bye.

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Virex's monthly "Just go crazy & ignore the original purpose of my idea"
« on: January 13, 2004, 12:03 AM »

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Virex's monthly "Anyone want a free Suncoast DVD coupon?" thread
« on: January 12, 2004, 11:16 PM »
Quote from: OCB on January 12, 2004, 11:11 PM
Even Cuter...Anime anyone ???



Report to moderator

Good day, sir!

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Virex's monthly "Anyone want a free Suncoast DVD coupon?" thread
« on: January 12, 2004, 11:07 PM »
Cute.

I just want to know exactly how in the BLUE HELL a nice, innocent, community-friendly idea I had here could turn into this absolute cluster**** of a thread.  What is this, Rebelscum?  What are you people. . .  ON DOPE?

So what I'm understanding here, correct me if I'm wrong, is that you're not giving me any money so now I'm left basically with nothing. I'm left with zero. What can I do with zero, y'know, what can...I-I can't do anything with it. This is my life here, we're talking about we're not talking about something else, we're talking about my life, y'know and it's forcing me to do something I don't want to do. To leave to go out and just leave and go home and say make a clean cut here and say "no way, Matty. you're not putting up with these people" and I'll tell why I can't put up with you people--because you're bastard-people. That's what you are! You're just bastard people and I'm goin' home and I'm gonna I'm gonna bite my pillow! Is what I'm gonna do.

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