I've been shat upon

[Chris]

Well my friends, today, or last night rather was absolute ****. I ended up smashing my Jeep into a parked car due to black ice, getting caught by my semi-girlfriend with another chick (at a movie) , and then getting my credit card declined for no obvious reason. It can only get better... I think.

[JediMAC]

Need some toilet paper?  Or a hose, perhaps?

But look at the bright side, Katmandu finally made an appearance here.  So that should cheer you up a little bit, at least... 

Things could be worse though.  You could've gotten alcohol poisoning on your first night at C3 in Indy earlier this year, and been sent back home to miss all the fun, like this poor guy:

[Jesse James]

Food for thought though Chris...

-I'm assuming you weren't hurt in the accident nor was anyone else.  Insurance will cover it and you'll move on and be a better person for the experience...

-Girls come and go...  Then they come again.  I'd be more disappointed in losing out on Christmas gifts possibly, but then again I'm a pig.

-At least you have credit...    And it's just a glitch, **** happens.

Now go out there and be somebody!

[JoshEEE]

So let me put the positive spin on this:

You went on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride in your jeep, you've got two women on your Player's Card and last but not least, you have so much Star Wars crap that there's no more room on your card for more.

Sounds alright to me!


In the immortal words of Andy Milonakis, when life gives you lemons, make beef stew. 

[Matt_Fury]

I prefer the legendary Ron White's take on it:

"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.  Then find someone who life has given them Vodka.....and have a party!"

Chin up bud....it's just a bump in the road....you have your health and that's what's really important!

[name]

-Girls come ...  Then they come again. 

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That's a myth.

[Commander Cody]

Well my friends, today, or last night rather was absolute ****. I ended up smashing my Jeep into a parked car due to black ice, getting caught by my semi-girlfriend with another chick (at a movie) , and then getting my credit card declined for no obvious reason. It can only get better... I think.

That's god's way of saying Merry Christmas!

[Shannon (Princess)]

-Girls come ...  Then they come again. 

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That's a myth.

It's not a myth... and I really feel for your wife now...  

[Jesse James]

Myth it may be, but I like my delusions.

[JesseVader08]

That's definitely a rough stretch of bad luck, Chris.  It appears your guardian angel was sleeping on the job.