Star Wars Bloopers

[Flacksguy]

Good stuff Depressis, very funny.

Jedipurge, most of my other stuff is pretty outdated by now (in other words, probably not funny anymore)
However...
in addition to the Bloopers that I found above, I happen to have the lost, alternate ending to Revenge of the Sith.
It totally explains why we got so many of those Mon Mothma figures on the pegs. 



 The  Original Ending to Revenge of the Sith
 9/01/05


Great news everybody, now you wont have to wait until the DVD comes out.
I've found the storyboards to the LOST, ORIGINAL ENDING of Revenge of the Sith.
I can't believe George didn't use this one.



Darth Vader enters the Jedi Temple to carry out his orders....



 
 


 Youngling  :  No, No, Master Skywalker Please.....

 Vader  :  I'm sorry Younglings, I must show no mercy...





 


 Mon Mothma  :  YOU'LL NOT HURT THESE YOUNGLINGS SKYWALKER!!!!


 Vader  :  ......huh??? ......Julie Andrews???





 


 Mon Mothma  :  Don't toy with me, I've been trained in your Jedi Arts. >>Wack<<

 Vader  :  uhhh...Miss Andrews...I think you might be on the wrong set...





 


A fierce battle ensues---Mon Mothma gains the upper hand and forces Darth Vader back....



Meanwhile, in the ladies room.....





 


 3PO  :   Oh R2, you've made Miss Padme's bath much too HOT!!!!
 You must cool it down before her Pilates class is over....





 


 3PO  :  OH NO !!! Master Anakin, LOOK OUT!!!!





 


 Vader  :   YEE-OWWWW!!!!! IT'S HOT!!!!!!




 


 Vader  :   Ahhh....I'm Melting,
it's melting my arms and legs...
....this sucks.....




 


 Mon Mothma  :  You're finished Young Skywalker, I will leave now...I'll just assume you'll die after I leave.
Oh, and I'll take your lightsaber to pass on to your unborn ch...I mean to sell on ebay....




 


 Vader  :   I HATE YOU..........................
...........I HATE YOU.....................

...................................................
.....but i loved you in "Sound of Music"............




The End.

[Darth Depressis]

[findswoman]

Flacksguy, it's great to see your fun creations here on JD, too!  Thanks for posting them!  Hilarious stuff!

And I love the girly pink bathtub in the "Julie Andrews" duel scene. (As well as C-3PO's "Pilates" dialogue -- priceless!)  Is that a Playmobil bathtub?  I would LOVE to get my hands on one...

... the Findswoman

[Flacksguy]

Flacksguy, it's great to see your fun creations here on JD, too!  Thanks for posting them!  Hilarious stuff!

And I love the girly pink bathtub in the "Julie Andrews" duel scene. (As well as C-3PO's "Pilates" dialogue -- priceless!)  Is that a Playmobil bathtub?  I would LOVE to get my hands on one...

... the Findswoman

Thank you Findswoman,
The furniture is made by Playskool, my daughter has a whole doll house full of it.
I don't know if they still make it, but they used to have a whole line of stuff.
It works pretty well with SW 3 3/4 figures, but you're right, PlayMobil stuff works great too. I think I've used PlayMobil items here and there in my PN's also.

[David]

Flacksguy, that was VERY funny! 'I'll just assume you'll die after I leave!' The logic of Star Wars can be so funny. Keep up the great work!

[Flacksguy]

Thanks Robo-Quack. Glad you liked it.
I was actually lucky enough to win "Funniest PN" over at RebelScum with that one when we had the last PN awards.

I'd post the rest of them here, but unfortunately they're all outdated now. 

[blaster_e11]

i loved you stuff back then in 2005, the funniest dois and stories around

still love, don't be shy and post them again