I guess our trade is done 
Well, Myers is inactive and he's got a court appearance August 4th. All witnesses say he punched his wife in the face twice while dragging her through the streets of Boston by her hair. The police found her bruised, bloody, and swollen on a curb. It's not looking good for Myers.
Jered Weaver, however, in his 4 starts has a 1.70 ERA and .76 WHIP. Just under a K/inning. He's likely going to have freshman success like King Felix last year since nobody has seen him yet.
I'll go with Weaver.
This Myers thing is just another in the long, long, long list of injuries, accidents, and incidents that has befallen every one of my players who is not a closer, Felipe Lopez, or Nick Swisher. I got leveled.