The idea of Vader at a bachelor party made me laugh out loud. Those easily offended should probably not read the following. (Although now that I've said that, you probably can't help yourself. It's okay.)
Vader: (Watching stripper) "Padme! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Stormtrooper 1: "Man, who invited that guy? He is seriously ruining my buzz."
Stormtrooper 2: "Yeah, he's a real wet blanket. He was at Ozzel's bachelor party...you know, the one where the chick was ****ing a Bantha? And he was a sourpuss the whole time."
Stormtrooper 1: "Oh yeah, the chick with the Bantha! You know, I thought that was going to be cooler than it was. But when I got there, I mean...it was really a chick ****ing a Bantha."
Stormtrooper 2: "Yeah, I felt bad. I mean, he was really giving it to her."
Stormtrooper 1: "I kind of felt bad for the Bantha."
Vader: "Padme...Padme...*sob!*"
Stormtrooper 1: "Holy crap, dude. Who the hell is Padme, anyway?"
Stormtrooper 2: "I think it's some chick he was with before the whole Vader thing. Y'know, before he changed his name and started having to poop in the suit. Probably why she left him."
Stormtrooper 1: "Wait...Vader's not his real name?"
Stormtrooper 2: "Nah. I think it's Corey."
-DD
*Apologies to all of you, and the writers of the 40 Year Old Virgin.
