JD Fantasy Baseball 2007

[Rob]

Ichiro is very good for BA, R, and R.  Or so he usually is.  Last year he was real solid as far as fantasy value goes. 

I tried to draft a few guys who could steal bases since I was weak in that last year, and I tried to get guys who could score runs and hit.  Evidently I should have solely gone after .200 hitting sluggers.   

Either way, however bad my draft was, this goes beyond that.  Guys who are usually solid are doing pretty much crap here in April.  Zambrano has sucked, so has Webb.  half my players have barely played.  Giambi is hitting like a girl... so is Delgado and arguably Wright too (hit streak be damned).

If they don't get hot soon, I'm looking at a long long season at the bottom of the barrel. 

[Rob]

I'm fast losing my patience with Zambrano... anyone want to trade for him?  A big hitting OF maybe?  Or another SP?

[Scott]

I love you Alex Rodriguez

[Dressel Rebel]

I'm fast losing my patience with Zambrano... anyone want to trade for him?  A big hitting OF maybe?  Or another SP?

You'll be hearing from me soon.

[Rob]

I'll be happy to talk trade - but no guarantee that I'll give up on him this early... between him and Webb being pretty bad and Mussina and Schmidt flat out sucking, I don't have any of the starting pitching that I thought I drafted.

[Dressel Rebel]

I'll be happy to talk trade - but no guarantee that I'll give up on him this early... between him and Webb being pretty bad and Mussina and Schmidt flat out sucking, I don't have any of the starting pitching that I thought I drafted.

I can't remember ever seeing 4 rotten consecutive starts from Zambrano since I've been conscious of his emergence of one of the best 15 pitchers in baseball.

I probably wouldn't even be able to offer you anything fair for him, I'm worried he might be trying to pitch through injury.  If you want to make me an offer, I'll mull it over though.

[Mikey D]

****.  Buehrle throws a no hitter (and almost a perfect game) with 8 Ks and I left him on the bench.  Mothershitter.

[Morgbug]

I love you Alex Rodriguez

Thanks for last year Alex

On the bright side, Pujols average is approaching .200 now.

[Rob]

****.  Buehrle throws a no hitter (and almost a perfect game) with 8 Ks and I left him on the bench.  Mothershitter.

Are you talking about some other league?  Buehrle's a free agent in the JD league.

[Morgbug]

Yes, Mikey is in a different league from us.  He's ascared of us and won't play here

(you mailed my stuff already, right Mikey?)

[Mikey D]

Yeah, I'm in a different league (for money) and figured this was just as good a spot to post my rants.

He's ascared of us and won't play here

Yeah that's it (but I'm sure you know the real reason)

(you mailed my stuff already, right Mikey?)

Yeah, but I might track the package down and "misplace" it.

[Dressel Rebel]

Yeah that's it (but I'm sure you know the real reason)

He's a big girly Red Sox fan anyhow.  "Oh Dice-K!  Dice-K!!"  Or how about this one, "Cowboy Up!!" 

 

[Mikey D]

I'm sure you'd be singing the praise of DiceK if he bolstered your team's pathetic starting rotation (and I'm certain we'd never hear the end of it also.  That is, until the Yankees lost in the playoffs).

Girly?  Hardly, but then again I don't work out like you, Muscles.

And Cowboy Up was and still is ******* retarded.

[Rob]

Does yahoo allow you to set it up to completely separate RP and SP?  As in, X number of slots for each, and X number of innings for each?   

[Dressel Rebel]

Oh good Rich Harden is starting in with his annual vaginal strain early this year.  I was worried his gynecologist was getting bored.