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Offline Deanpaul

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Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
« Reply #45 on: June 7, 2007, 10:41 AM »
Time to rename the thread to throwing her under house arrest, with Paris.
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Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
« Reply #46 on: June 7, 2007, 01:20 PM »
I read the "medical reason" for the change is because of a rash she developed.   It's not like she hasn't had other rashes before, is it?  Also, she could have developed that rash for any number of reasons.  It most likely came from something she was doing before she was put in her cell.  The people repsonsible for her release deserve and will most likely get ripped apart for this fiasco.
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Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
« Reply #47 on: June 7, 2007, 01:42 PM »
I think she should have been quarantined in the same room with the tuberculosis guy and that way she would have contracted TB and when she got out she would have spread it to her little whorish friends like Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears and then they would all spread it to all the parasitic paparazzi who follow them around non-stop 24/7, and then they'd all eventually choke to their miserable deaths on all the blood they coughed up.  But that wouldn't be the end for them--no sir--then they'd all go to Hell, where they would roast for all eternity while Satan laughed and nobody on Earth or in Heaven gave a damn.
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Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
« Reply #48 on: June 7, 2007, 01:46 PM »
Quote from: Matt on June  7, 2007, 01:42 PM
I think she should have been quarantined in the same room with the tuberculosis guy and that way she would have contracted TB and when she got out she would have spread it to her little whorish friends like Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears and then they would all spread it to all the parasitic paparazzi who follow them around non-stop 24/7, and then they'd all eventually choke to their miserable deaths on all the blood they coughed up.  But that wouldn't be the end for them--no sir--then they'd all go to Hell, where they would roast for all eternity while Satan laughed and nobody on Earth or in Heaven gave a damn.

Wow
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Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
« Reply #49 on: June 7, 2007, 02:02 PM »
Well at least he didn't wish rape or death upon her.

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Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
« Reply #50 on: June 7, 2007, 02:12 PM »
Quote from: Matt on June  7, 2007, 01:42 PM
I think she should have been quarantined in the same room with the tuberculosis guy and that way she would have contracted TB and when she got out she would have spread it to her little whorish friends like Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears and then they would all spread it to all the parasitic paparazzi who follow them around non-stop 24/7, and then they'd all eventually choke to their miserable deaths on all the blood they coughed up.  But that wouldn't be the end for them--no sir--then they'd all go to Hell, where they would roast for all eternity while Satan laughed and nobody on Earth or in Heaven gave a damn.

I couldn't have said it better myself. NICE!
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Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
« Reply #51 on: June 7, 2007, 02:32 PM »
Quote from: Matt on June  7, 2007, 01:42 PM
I think she should have been quarantined in the same room with the tuberculosis guy and that way she would have contracted TB and when she got out she would have spread it to her little whorish friends like Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears and then they would all spread it to all the parasitic paparazzi who follow them around non-stop 24/7, and then they'd all eventually choke to their miserable deaths on all the blood they coughed up.  But that wouldn't be the end for them--no sir--then they'd all go to Hell, where they would roast for all eternity while Satan laughed and nobody on Earth or in Heaven gave a damn.

Nice! I will not be attempting to top this.
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Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
« Reply #52 on: June 7, 2007, 02:54 PM »
Quote from: ruiner on June  7, 2007, 02:02 PM
Well at least he didn't wish rape or death upon her.

I may not have said it, but it was implied.  And Satan's got a big ol' ****, too.

(Not that Paris would notice. . .)
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Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
« Reply #53 on: June 7, 2007, 02:59 PM »
Quote from: Matt on June  7, 2007, 02:54 PM

I may not have said it, but it was implied. 

I know.

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And Satan's got a big ol' ****, too.

I would imagine so.
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Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
« Reply #54 on: June 7, 2007, 06:31 PM »
Quote from: Matt on June  7, 2007, 01:42 PM
I think she should have been quarantined in the same room with the tuberculosis guy and that way she would have contracted TB and when she got out she would have spread it to her little whorish friends like Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears and then they would all spread it to all the parasitic paparazzi who follow them around non-stop 24/7, and then they'd all eventually choke to their miserable deaths on all the blood they coughed up.  But that wouldn't be the end for them--no sir--then they'd all go to Hell, where they would roast for all eternity while Satan laughed and nobody on Earth or in Heaven gave a damn.

Lovely.

This thread is so amusing!
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Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
« Reply #55 on: June 7, 2007, 08:57 PM »
Quote from: ruiner on June  7, 2007, 02:02 PM
Well at least he didn't wish rape or death upon her.

Not rape, but he did wish death.

Quote from: Matt on June  7, 2007, 01:42 PM
I think she should have been quarantined in the same room with the tuberculosis guy ... she would have contracted TB ... eventually choke to their miserable deaths on all the blood they coughed up. 
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Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
« Reply #56 on: June 7, 2007, 09:05 PM »
I gave Satan a handjob in Junior High.  You'll be surprised to know that Lucifer is apparently Irish.
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Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
« Reply #57 on: June 7, 2007, 09:06 PM »
Oh man, only in America.  Just look at this sequence of events.

1.  Convicted of DWI.  Sentence?  Probation.  Suspended driver's license. Way to strike fear in her heart, judge.

2.  Stopped while driving with suspended license.  Slap on the wrist.  Very scary.

3.  Stopped again while driving with suspended license.  Faces 90 days in jail

4.  Judge gives her 45.  People are outraged.  Judge cuts it in half to 23.

5.  Paris goes to a county jail.  Serves 3 days and is released.  Told to stay at home for 20 days in her $2 million mansion as the rest of her punishment.


What a freaking joke.

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Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
« Reply #58 on: June 7, 2007, 09:11 PM »
She's already been released? You've got to be ******** me. If she was anyone else she'd have to serve the full 45 days.

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Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
« Reply #59 on: June 7, 2007, 09:28 PM »
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