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Offline Dressel Rebel

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #135 on: January 4, 2008, 12:27 PM »
Quote from: Darth Vlad on January  4, 2008, 09:48 AM
Hope this child has a better, stable life than his or her cousins.

Yeah the kid's gonna be off to a fantastic start, with it's 16 year old Mom, and father who undoubtedly will jump ship inside 2 years.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #136 on: January 5, 2008, 05:04 AM »
It's called a psychiatric ward Bitch!

 
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #137 on: January 5, 2008, 03:35 PM »
That'll happen any day now.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #138 on: January 15, 2008, 09:58 PM »
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #139 on: January 15, 2008, 10:21 PM »
anyone want to start a JD dead pool?
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #140 on: January 15, 2008, 10:44 PM »
Quote from: jedijaybird on January 15, 2008, 10:21 PM
anyone want to start a JD dead pool?
I would mop the floor in this one...


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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #141 on: January 15, 2008, 10:54 PM »
  Dave Coulier.  :-\
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #142 on: January 16, 2008, 06:15 PM »
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #143 on: January 16, 2008, 09:41 PM »
She can't take care of the two she already has(d). Maybe she figures the third times the charm?? :-\ Some ladies need to have their tubes tied and knees sown together. Same goes for some men... snip, snip!
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #144 on: January 16, 2008, 11:41 PM »
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #145 on: January 17, 2008, 01:08 AM »
Ouch!  :-X
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #146 on: January 17, 2008, 12:13 PM »
Quote from: DSJ™ on January 15, 2008, 09:58 PM
Britney's suicide note: 'It would be better if I was dead'

Agreed.
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