Whoo!!! My Monkey Smokes Again!

[DSJ™]

They should quit, I did!    Day 26.  

[Scott]

Whew...26 days is a great start Dale!  I don't think Jesse wants his Monkey to quit though

[DSJ™]

Jessie should have his monkey quit, hate to see him look like this!  

[Jesse James]

Ah!  WTF is up with that?  

No I don't want him to quit though...  It's his smoking and other bad primate habits that endear me to him.

On Ebay, smoking monkeys are relatively inexpensive...  And they make the #1 boutique X-Mas gift item.

[Jesse James]

Well, as luck would have it, I picked up 2 recent items on Ebay this past month, and they arrived today!

A ceramic smoking monkey, complete with a pack of smokes.  Unfortunately he's packed with one in his mouth and arrived with it broken so I had to pull it out with pliars and light the broken cancer stick.  

And I also got a cigarette case, with a smoking monkey on the cover.

Very classy.

not bad purchases...  I'll see if I can find images!



&



Not bad if I do say so...

Unfortunately I can't find my old smoking monkey thread, or I'd just add to it, so sorry for the new one...  Can't relive the fun I guess.

They have some nice smoking monkey oil paintings up for $.01 but the shipping is $20!  Yikes...  Does it cost that much to get something like that shipped?  Sounds like Monkey Business to me!

The Ceramic Monkey I got doesn't smoke as well as my old paper mache smoking novelty monkey.  That one actually blows smoke rings!  Still, he puffs away like there's no tomorrw on his cigs, so it's cool.

[Jesse James]

Ah!  

Someone merged these...  Thank you!

I'll be damned if I could get anything.  I should've just started digging because this just found its way to the second page I guess, or third perhaps.

Anyway, appreciated Scott or Dale...  Or whoever merged them.

Nice collection of freakish images, as well as some fun ones too!

[Jesse James]

In honor of the Chimp ripping the guy's sack off, I bump my smoking monkey thread.

Behold, the greatest toy in history, the smoking monkey.

[DSJ™]

 

[Jesse James]

So I found someone who has 3 of the OLD paper mache monkeys like the one my mom gave to me...  He won't sell though...  yet.

I'm jonesing for some new ones but money is tight.  At least I know where a few are at that I may be able to get ahold of though, and expand the collection.

[Jedi Idej]

Damn nicotine.   

[ruiner]

DSJ - I hope you're well past Day 26?!

I'm trying myself, I can go the weekends with no problem but when Monday comes around, it's a bitch because of my long commute to work - any tips??

I chew the gum, and it works so-so, but it's just not the same as a good ol Marlboro.

 

[Jesse James]

That's great.

And just a note, I'm nowhere near Arizona, nor have I ever been there.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090912/ap_on_re_us/us_masked_speeder

[Jesse James]

For a gift this X-mas, the lil woman has a bitchin' monkey neck wrap that arrived today (Peebles was sold out...  f'n Peebles).  I opened it immediately to check it out.  It's probably one of the cheapest things she'll get, but it's pure awesome.  It made me regret not buying two.



Come on, you know you want one.

[Tracy]

I hope she knows how lucky she is Jesse 

[Jesse James]

I was yelled at earlier, so I don't think so, but I don't care.   Her next gift comes tomorrow between 7:30 a.m. and 9:30 a.m. from Best Buy, and she's probably gonna be pissed at me over that one.  I'm kind of hoping the kids are so in love with it that I don't catch too much hell.