The World's Last Great Mystery...Solved!!!

[Scott]

No...he can "investigate" me all he wants.  I'm anxious to see the "real" thing is all...and I'll stand by my claim that the original picture was him

[MisterPL]

For the record, I never suggested anyone was "ugly," "Gregg," his cousin, close friend, or whoever that institutionalized individual was. In fact, I found him/her very attractive, if only because of the artsy background that lent an air of sophistication to the subject matter.

But not certainly not "ugly." Not with that killer grin.  

[Mister Skeezler]

No need to get upset here, we're all guys. And guys rip on each other. Take a look in the Pics thread here and you'll see plenty of ripping. If there was really something wrong with the guy, I'm sure we wouldn't say anything about it.

[Scott]

Hey no hard feelings, said individual was none too happy about this for some reason.  Sorry Greg, cousin of Gregg, that must be a confusing family reunion

[Scott]

Here is an artists conception of what Gregg's cousin Greg looks like.  Some will say it is Gregg himself, just so you can get an idea...

[Angry Ewok]

Christ I haven't laughed that hard since... well nevermind when the last time was.

[Matt]

Little'a this action goin' on, too:



(Face is the same--just without the pompador mullet, of course. . .)

[JoshEEE]

Wait....

NOW the pictures are gone from this site too?

Something strange is afoot at the circle K

[JediMAC]

...and I'll stand by my claim that the original picture was him

No sh!t that's his ass.  

And Josh, yes - Scott pulled his picture here (guilty conscience), and now Gregg has even taken down his whole school's public MSN user group's pages as well, which had all the rest of his pictures in it.  Can't access any of them anymore, though like I already told Gregg, Greg, the cousin, the friend, "The Master", Vicki, Principal Paterson, Anusha, whoever - we've already got all the freakin' pictures saved so don't bother deleting them.  Like that mattered...

I was happy to see the mystery solved, and to put a face with the famous name finally, but lost no respect for Gregg because of what we discovered.  He's still the same guy, albeit 15 years younger than he's always claimed to be (which we always suspected anyway) - big deal.  I am however losing respect for him for throwing such a damned hissy fit of total denial over the whole situation, threatening to sue us, hastily editing half the internet, etc.  It's really pretty sad...  

Suck it up Gregg.  You're not Batman.  You're not Superman.  It's not the end of the world if people discover your real identity man...  It was fun while it lasted, but in the grand scheme of things, who gives a sh!t?  We all know who you are now, so now that the shroud of mystery has been lifted, we can all just move on and get back to jabberin' about Star Wars...

- Matt

P.S.  I'm still very impressed with that desk that you made Gregg.  That thing kicked ass.  Seriously.  

P.S.S.  We have an Art Forum here, so if you ever want to stop by and show off some more of your creative sculptures, please do!  

[Jesse James]

hastily editing half the internet

Now I'm really laughing.  For some reason that struck me funny, and rang quite true.

[Angry Ewok]

but lost no respect for Gregg because of what we discovered.

Dunno bout you but I haven't had any respect for the ass clown for several months.

[Diddly]

Geez, he's really done everything that JediMAC said he did? Man, what a baby.

In order to cheese him off even more, I vote that we start posting like he does whenever we post in this thread.

Thoughts?

[Angry Ewok]

T]errible Idea

• I think
• But who knows?
• Someone may go for it.

[JoshEEE]

After I was made aware of all the additional "evidence" (All the "Greggs" on that site changing to "Greg", his cousin changing to a "Friend"....threats of legal action etc)....I don't think you need Scooby and Scrappy Doo to solve this mystery.  Good to hear someone saved all those pics before they disappeared from the internet.

I still don't understand the sending of that "Real picture" to me, but I'm guessing it was a very humorous red herring.

Nevertheless, from this point on, regarldess of which one you choose, at least we all have a face to go with the name now.

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[apokolips]

Question... If those pictures aren't of him, then how and why does he have any power or influence over their removal?  It has to be him.