Well, fellas, I let happen what I swore to God I would never let happen:
This thread has (until now) fallen off the first page.
So, with that, a (Sc)hottie for everybody to enjoy:

(Sorry, dudes. I was trying to think of someone who hasn't been mentioned yet, and just drew a blank all around. So, I thought, Marge Schott--no way in hell anyone's mentioned her yet.)
Go crazy, folks, go crazy!