Receptionist: Welcome to Marathon... May I help you?
Neal: Yes.
Receptionist: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping the ******* dumb ass smile off your rosey ******* cheeks - and then you can get me a ******* automobile. A ******* Datsun, a ******* Toyota, a ******* Mustang, a ******* Buick... four ******* wheels and a seat.
Receptionist: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of ******* nowhere with ******* keys to a ******* car that isn't ******* there. And I really didn't care to ******* walk down a ******* highway and across a ******* runway to get back here to have you smile at my ******* face. I want a ******* car... right... *******... NOW!
Receptionist: May I see your rental agreement?
Neal: I threw it away.
Receptionist: Oh boy.
Neal: Oh boy what?
Receptionist: You're ******.
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. Yeah.
