My ex-girlfriend called me today and said she was pregnant, and it's mine.
It wasn't all that funny, really. I about **** my pants though.
It would've been funnier had she said it wasn't yours.

Not to you of course. Jokes never are funny when they're against you I guess.
This brings me to a thought though...
There's a guy over at Rebelscum who, so I don't mix words here, I simply dislike. He's a kid, and generally that garners some sympathy from me, but not in this instance. He's just annoying.
He changes his name more than his clothes, he posts incessantly with "Me too!" type crap, he clutters the "poll" feature there... Very silly.
And now to top it off, he's taking a nutty on everyone posting stupid April Fool's Day joke threads.
Now, granted, it is stupid... I hate April Fool's Day because it wastes some of my time generally, and none of it's REAL funny (Save Greg's admission of his CC.com Fandom), but it's just dull to me for the most part and time consuming in the end.
With that, I have to say I dislike the "day", but I don't get PO'd about it. This kid at Scum's running around telling people that post that they're spamming (which is irony defined) and then yelling at them demanding that some of them "Go to Hell" as was his last line of idiocy.
Getting mad about AFD is counteractive. It's made for the only entertainment I got out of yesterday, again short of that picture of GNT.
I know you're not mad about it Tydirium, but I'm citing mostly this other individual (and a couple others) at Scum who've posted multiple times, in multiple threads, in multiple sections, about how vehemently they despise AFD and want people who like it to shut up and leave the forums for a time.
To me, it's a day you just have to put up with. At least it's only once a year.