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Offline Deanpaul

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Grape mashing gone wrong...
« on: April 23, 2004, 09:20 PM »
You've got to see it to believe it. Turn on your sound. This is work safe.

http://www.mmedia.is/stjarna/atlantagrape.mpeg

Fascinating.
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Re: Grape mashing gone wrong...
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2004, 12:26 AM »
Drinking alcoholic beverages can be hazardous to inattentive news reporter's lives.

don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk

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Re: Grape mashing gone wrong...
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2004, 12:34 AM »
I would love to grape mash!!

That would be awesome, feel weird but be a cool thing to do!

I think? :o
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Re: Grape mashing gone wrong...
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2004, 12:53 AM »
Her pathetic cries made me laugh so freaking hard

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Re: Grape mashing gone wrong...
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2004, 01:06 AM »
I laugh ferociously at her misfortion.

Her cries of pain remind me of a sea lion.

Kevin

Also, is it just me or does it seem that she was trying to cheat before the fall?

GOD PUNISHES THOSE WHO DO WRONG!!!

This deserves an emmy.
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Re: Grape mashing gone wrong...
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2004, 09:59 AM »
I laugh ferociously at her misfortion.

Her cries of pain remind me of a sea lion.


What was she saying?

”Ooooh, ooohhh ooorrrgh, I’ll stop, I’ll stop ….. I can’t breath oooouurrgh ooouurghh, hooow, hoooww ooowh.  ?? did she said ”I’ll stop, I’ll stop” ??

Yeah, I laughed so hard my wife had to come see what I was watching.

Also, is it just me or does it seem that she was trying to cheat before the fall?

GOD PUNISHES THOSE WHO DO WRONG!!!


She was absolutely cheating. Silly "news" reporter. Isn't lesson one for journalists to not become part of the story? Anyway, cheating is wrong and karma is a beotch. I love how she said "stop" as a joke to get more stomping in and then biffed it.


This deserves an emmy.

I agree. But which category?

I don't know which is more genius, that they didn't cut away sooner or the gross band-aid seen in close ups on the news woman’s knee prior to the fall. Foreshadowing anyone? Maybe she's not all that coordinated in real life?
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Re: Grape mashing gone wrong...
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2004, 03:30 PM »
I laugh ferociously at her misfortion.

Her cries of pain remind me of a sea lion.



”Ooooh, ooohhh ooorrrgh, I’ll stop, I’ll stop ….. I can’t breath oooouurrgh ooouurghh, hooow, hoooww ooowh.  ?? did she said ”I’ll stop, I’ll stop” ??



I think she was telling whoever was helping her up to stop. Thats what I gathered.


I dont think anyone understands the ferociousness of how much I laughed at that. 12 times strong and I still cant stop laughing! :D ;D

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Re: Grape mashing gone wrong...
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2004, 09:55 PM »
I want deanpaul to find some more funny stuff, he has good taste.

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Re: Grape mashing gone wrong...
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2004, 08:39 PM »
Is it so wrong that I find this to be the funnyest thing ever?


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MORE grape mashing gone wrong...
« Reply #9 on: May 1, 2004, 11:48 PM »
And now lady and gentlemen, the extended play dance mix:

http://zoomzip.prehensile.net/mp3/zoomzip_vs_thefallingnewslady.mp3

oweeee oweee gwoweee ohhhh eeww i can’t breathe…all your base are belong to us…
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Re: MORE grape mashing gone wrong...
« Reply #10 on: May 2, 2004, 10:42 AM »
And now lady and gentlemen, the extended play dance mix:

http://zoomzip.prehensile.net/mp3/zoomzip_vs_thefallingnewslady.mp3

oweeee oweee gwoweee ohhhh eeww i can’t breathe…all your base are belong to us…


I <3 Deanpaul.

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Re: Grape mashing gone wrong...
« Reply #11 on: May 2, 2004, 11:51 AM »
Sweet! Keep 'em coming.
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