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Re: Matthew Lillard sucks (JediMAC knows first-hand).
« Reply #45 on: August 3, 2004, 12:28 AM »
Quote from: OCB on August  2, 2004, 06:42 PM
I would like to ask Mister Birchall if he thought in his wildest dreams that this thread would ever progress like it did?

In the beginning, I really didn't have any particular dreams or aspirations to speak of for this thread.  I thought, maybe it'd do okay, and get a couple of fellow Lillard-haters to speak up, and hopefully get Cory Fanboy back into the fold (as I believe he's a Hackers fan).  Really, though, it was just mainly a place for me to vent my hatred of this cancer of Hollywood.

But, in light of today's events, it's turned into so much more.  

Easily the most-important thread I've ever created here at JD, and rivaling only my "Lee Greenwood is dead" thread from Rebelscum last year as the most meaningful thing I've ever contributed to the internet.

Thank you one, thank you all for participating.  But most importanty, I thank you, Matt Colman.
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Re: Matthew Lillard sucks (JediMAC knows first-hand).
« Reply #46 on: August 3, 2004, 12:32 AM »
See, you now have this thread and I have the Top 50000 Hotties, its cool to have such a great little piece of JD.com to call your own and be proud of what you created.  How it has evolved into so much more than a simple bitchfest is amazing in its own right, a true work of art, something Dickens or Hemingway would even call brilliant.  Something M Night Shaymalan couldn't have scripted

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Re: Matthew Lillard sucks (JediMAC knows first-hand).
« Reply #47 on: August 3, 2004, 02:51 PM »
Update, trying to verify the Colman/Lillard Love Connection I came across this list of Lillard Trivia

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  • (SCREAM-1996): (Stu) Add-libbed the line Ah... Houston, we have a problem when he discovered that the gun was gone. .
  • To make Shaggy's scratchy voice for SCOOBY-DOO (2002), he screamed until his voice was hoarse before filming. He ended up with laryngitis.
  • Sometimes Credited As: Matthew Lynn
  • SCOOBY DOO (2002) was his 4th movie with Freddie Prinz Jr.
  • Essentially started his career playing the son of a sadistic killer (Kathleen Turner in Serial Mom), and then played a sadistic killer himself in his most successful film to date, SCREAM (1996).
  • Was classmates with Paul Rudd (I) at American Academy of Dramatic Arts.
  • Lillard has various AKA's: Matt Lillard; Matthew Lynn; Matt Lynne
  • Nominated for Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role at BAFTA Awards for MYSTIC RIVER (2004)
  • Nominated for Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture at Screen Actors Guild Awards for MYSTIC RIVER (2004)
  • Nominated for Best Actress in a Leading Role at Academy Awards for YOU CAN COUNT ON ME (2001)
  • Nominated for Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture - Drama at Golden Globe Awards for YOU CAN COUNT ON ME (2001)
  • Nominated for Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role at Screen Actors Guild Awards for YOU CAN COUNT ON ME (2001)

Now, notice all of those Nominations at the end, most of them are for her work in...wait a sec, HER work?!?!!!

http://www.allmovieportal.com/c/matthewlillard.html

FAN MAIL:
Randi Michel C/O William Morris Agency
151 El Camino Dr.
Beverly Hills, CA 90212
USA
 
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Re: Matthew Lillard sucks (JediMAC knows first-hand).
« Reply #48 on: August 3, 2004, 06:30 PM »
Quote from: OCB on August  3, 2004, 02:51 PM
FAN MAIL:
Randi Michel C/O William Morris Agency
151 El Camino Dr.
Beverly Hills, CA 90212
USA
 


Someone should print out that image above and write a note (in cursive) on the back, from Matt of course - then send it on in as fan mail.  If anyone knows the appropriate return address it would be even better.
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Re: Matthew Lillard sucks (JediMAC knows first-hand).
« Reply #49 on: August 3, 2004, 07:00 PM »
Interesting.  All female crap from 2001 and on.  Maybe he became a she...?!   :o

Quote from: OCB on August  3, 2004, 02:51 PM
Update, trying to verify the Colman/Lillard Love Connection I came across this list of Lillard Trivia...

http://www.allmovieportal.com/c/matthewlillard.html

Wherein you can see my high school listed.  Bummed that our little tryst didn't make the trivia cut though...   :-\

I'd rather no one send along that picture above though.  I think Lillard had a hard enough time getting over me the first time.  Best not to bring the memories of "us" back up, lest he/she loses his/her focus on his/her brilliant acting...  Thanks.
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Re: Matthew Lillard sucks (JediMAC knows first-hand).
« Reply #50 on: August 3, 2004, 07:58 PM »
Once again turning the tables...  We never knew you were a heartbreaker Matt.  :)
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Re: Matthew Lillard sucks (JediMAC knows first-hand).
« Reply #51 on: August 3, 2004, 08:03 PM »
Quote from: JediMAC on August  3, 2004, 07:00 PM
I'd rather no one send along that picture above though.  I think Lillard had a hard enough time getting over me the first time.  Best not to bring the memories of "us" back up, lest he/she loses his/her focus on his/her brilliant acting...  Thanks.

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Re: Matthew Lillard sucks (JediMAC knows first-hand).
« Reply #52 on: August 3, 2004, 08:23 PM »
Quote from: Jesse James on August  3, 2004, 07:58 PM
We never knew you were a heartbreaker Matt.  :)

Yes you did.  Don't lie, Jess.  I mean c'mon, can't you decipher from looking at the various Hooters waitresses the feelings of pure and utter depression at the thought that I would soon be leaving their respective restaurants?  Poor girls were crushed.  Definitely heart broken.  If you couldn't see that as clear as crystal in those pix, than you've got some pretty sorry observational skills...   ::)

I'm sure the rest of the guys could see it, right fellas?
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Re: Matthew Lillard sucks (JediMAC knows first-hand).
« Reply #53 on: August 3, 2004, 09:01 PM »
If by "right" you mean wrong, than yeah.


Right. ;)


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Re: Matthew Lillard sucks (JediMAC knows first-hand).
« Reply #54 on: August 4, 2004, 01:42 AM »
I thought they were after your sweater.
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Re: Matthew Lillard sucks (JediMAC knows first-hand).
« Reply #55 on: August 14, 2004, 03:19 PM »


Anyone besides Colman go and see Without A Paddle?  I have not...
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Re: Matthew Lillard sucks (JediMAC knows first-hand).
« Reply #56 on: August 14, 2004, 06:50 PM »
That looks like the dumbest movie ever. Well, not ever, but still pretty dumb.
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Re: Matthew Lillard sucks (JediMAC knows first-hand).
« Reply #57 on: August 29, 2004, 08:28 PM »
So who caught Matthew Lillard on the VMA's just now?

He still sucks.

Matt, did Matthew invite you to go to the awards ceremony with him???
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Re: Matthew Lillard sucks (JediMAC knows first-hand).
« Reply #58 on: August 29, 2004, 11:02 PM »
Missed the VMA's because of power outages, but caught this tool and Scott Evil on the Graham Norton Effect.  He's a doofus.  The only claim to fame he could muster up was his Scooby Doo role, which nobody should be that proud of.
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Re: Matthew Lillard sucks (JediMAC knows first-hand).
« Reply #59 on: August 30, 2004, 12:12 PM »
Like, I dunno what your talkin about man. I'd be totaly glad to play Shaggy along side Scoob!


Yeah his arival was pretty suck.


I'd much rather see a man in a bubble crowd surf to stage.


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