Offended? Definitely not. Worried about the state of America? Most definitely. Don't get me wrong, I have a foul mouth (but I prefer the more elegant four letter word that ends in u-c-k

), but to describe something so inane as a Star Wars figure as a, quote "bitch" is just wrong.
Now maybe your're right Cory and this is that tool Fred Durst's influence on the youth of America (shutter) or maybe its something else. Either way, be afraid. Be very afraid.