Dean, tell me you don't use that thing for browsing the internet...
I know, I know... I've considered downloading Firefox or Opera, but just have not had the time. Too busy playing those dang penguin games I guess.
With tabbed browsing and the ability to sync bookmarks across different computers, it isn't all bad (for a hack like me)

... Even
Homer Simpson uses tabbed browsing:

EDIT: The good news is that JD works just fine on Safari. Except Colman's sweaters look a little more pink each time I log in...