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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #15 on: June 8, 2004, 09:15 AM »
His alter ego made him do it!  :-*

 

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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #16 on: June 8, 2004, 09:37 AM »
I was kinda hoping this was a typo and I'd be reading about Michael Fright. Nevermind.

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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #17 on: June 8, 2004, 09:44 AM »
IT'S HARD TO TELL WHO HAS BETTER HAIR...FRIGHT OR KNIGHT


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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #18 on: June 8, 2004, 04:28 PM »
Being the photoshop reject I am, anyone else already planning on super imposing Hasselhoff's head on Fright's body, and of course keeping the hair-did?

Just a thought...  A funny, funny, laugh till my sides hurt thinking about it, thought.
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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #19 on: June 8, 2004, 06:26 PM »
Being the photoshop reject I am, anyone else already planning on super imposing Hasselhoff's head on Fright's body, and of course keeping the hair-did?

Deanpaul, where are you?

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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #20 on: June 9, 2004, 01:53 AM »
Being the photoshop reject I am, anyone else already planning on super imposing Hasselhoff's head on Fright's body, and of course keeping the hair-did?

Deanpaul, where are you?

Sorry. I was asleep at the wheel.

So it comes to this? Now I’m the predictable JD photoshop bitch?

I’m ok with that. Here you go:



Also of interest:

David Hasselhoff moves with the best of them, here.

And claims to have had a part in the falling of the Berlin Wall (riiiiiiiiiight)Ronnies not even cold yet, David!

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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #21 on: June 9, 2004, 02:08 AM »
hahaha, oh hahahahaha

In my mind it was a think of beauty, but in reality it's pure laughter.  

Oh Michael...  I wonder if he can make his rig jump and talk to it?
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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #22 on: June 9, 2004, 02:24 AM »
The KITT snowspeeder is priceless! Thanks Photoshop bitch! ;D

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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #23 on: June 9, 2004, 03:18 AM »
Somehow, Dean, somehow I love you more.

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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #24 on: June 9, 2004, 04:44 AM »
...Here you go:


Perfect.  Brilliant work as always Dp.   8)

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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #25 on: June 9, 2004, 05:21 AM »
Classic!   Well done Dp.

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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #26 on: June 9, 2004, 09:28 AM »
Deanpaul, you've captured the true spirit of this thread and made everyone who reads it crack a small smile.

Any word on if Michael was actually driving the Darth Hauler when he got arrested...maybe that's how it happened.  KITT was in for some detailing work

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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #27 on: June 9, 2004, 10:22 AM »
Glad everyone liked the image. I'm simply a guy with Photoshop and too much time on his hands who is glad to indulge. Do you think I should have made his wife beater pink? Too much? I thought so as well.

What I'd really like to discuss is the movie link. Click the word "here" in the quote below. You'll need to click "play" when the page loads.

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David Hasselhoff moves with the best of them, here.

There is a fascinating amount of depth to what we're being shown here. That video left me with two questions:

1. Was David Hasslehoff drunk when he made it so many years ago, or did it drive him to drink?

2. Is that the kind of crap they they like over in Germany? Is that why they liked him so much over there?

Please pass the Jerry Lewis.
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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #28 on: June 9, 2004, 10:31 AM »
I usually blow off people's links to places because I'm usually a lazy bastard with no real interest in what other people want me to click too  But this one...oh man

I do believe he was Drunk

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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #29 on: June 9, 2004, 10:33 AM »
He was hooked on feeling & high on something!  

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