Just remember, Dale, Bob and I have all survived to 40, that's yet to be seen from you assclowns. 
I'll take on all three of you, blindfolded and with one hand tied behind my back, and hopping on one leg. And I bet none of you even get in a single good punch. Senile old people. Sheesh.

See that, J-MAC! She said you have to share with the roomies! 
I think you misinterpreted what Shannon really meant there, Jeff. She said she'd make enough for all my roomies, but she didn't specifically state that any of my roomies could actually eat them. I think she meant that she'd make more than enough cookies for 5 guys worth, but that they would still all be just for me. That's what you meant, right Shannon? Right?!
Also, we're not technically connected to the Convention Center, but we are just across the street from it (kiddy-corner, actually), so it's not too far away to personally deliver cookies...
