Threesomes? Wait, what? oh!
Yeah, I saw the saber on Friday (my greatest day ever, as I have come to call it), and I said to myself, "Jesse, you're not gonna be able to afford vintage at this show, so buy yourself a saber because man, you deserve it!", and with that I did.
Girlfriend just rolled her eyes when I got back to the hotel room, then I smacked her with the saber to display the "crash" effect. Bwahahaha