Alright... First things first - Heiny's for Matthew and Mike, comin' up!
FX, sorry buddy, but the JD bar here is quite upscale and sophisticated - we don't have any of that cheap Budweiser crap here. You'll find a few Meister Chows out back in a fridge in the garage though, if that'll suit you.

Help yourself...
Now to the matter at hand: We have to figure out where we're actually going to host this mud brawl between Bulky Sweater "Hollywood" Matt and the Minnesota Maniac... Here at the bar, or over in the fight thread? Don't matter to me really. All the crazy drunk fans are already in here, so maybe that would help... Dunno.
Looks like Carrie's ready to host the match, Adam's ready to call the match, Scott's still goofing around swinging at nothing but air (which is all he'll be hitting when he gets into the ring for real) and pounding shots (which will help to numb his pain), Brent's being his usual annoying, pestering , irritating, aggitating self

, Dale's wisely preparing to reap the rewards of OCB's impending annihilation, and I'm just kickin' back with my cigar and brandy watching this whole 3-ring circus here unfold - as calm and focused as Kobe in the final 30 seconds of a close game...

I'll have to politely decline any offers for a tag team match this time around though. Scott's mine, and mine alone!
