OK...
So I have a good one about my gf's youngest son (

who got a Neimodian Commander the other night at Wal-Mart, and this also has a tie-in to a bad habit I have that's also kind of amusing to kids... No it's not farting on command.
I do a lot of different voice impersonations, for no reason. Laugh all you want but I've managed to perfect some mimics and it's been quite useful in wooing the ladies! No, seriously... Stop laughing.
Anyway, so my gf's daughter whines like Napolean Dynamite did, which if you saw that you know what I mean. So the kids know/like that movie and when I hear her I'll kind of mimic her but in a ND voice... OK, the boys laugh hysterically and the daughter gets pissed off which makes everyone in the car laugh but the girls.
Well my gf's son gets a Neimodian the other night... He comes downstairs with it and gets me and his mom's attention and starts in with his own impersonations... But this time it's "Neimodian Dynamite". Yes, an 8 year old came up with Nemodian Dynamite all by himself and that's funny ****. And at the same time he's going "God, that Vader guy sucks!" and "Hey Vader, I bet you take that TIE fighter off some sweet jumps."
His mother was even laughing and she secretly loathes my hobby and that they ask for stuff when we're out looking for me.

I wouldn't have given him that much credit but man, Neimodian Dynamite sounds like a web strip waiting to happen.