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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: What do you do (job, student)?
« on: September 3, 2006, 06:17 PM »
I'm a lawyer.  I've been doing it for three years, and finally worked my way from the dark side of defending evil insurance companies to representing victims of medical malpractice.  I love it, but it can be really sad at times, especially in birth injury cases.

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: full metal alchemest necklace
« on: September 3, 2006, 06:12 PM »
Devil worshipper.

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Kevin Smith working on "Clerks" sequel
« on: August 1, 2006, 02:13 PM »
I still haven't seen it, and from the looks of things, Mrs. Sprry75 isn't going to let me see it, so instead I watched J&SBSB last night with the commentary on.

Couple observations:

1) It's funny how many times KS mentions that J&SBSB is the last "Askiewniverse" movie during the commentary. 

2) It's funny how completely ******* drugged out Jason Mewes obviously is during the recording of the commentary.

3) It's funny how in both KS and Jason Lee's filmographies, both of them are credited with "Fletch Won."

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Super Hero/Comic Book Movies
« on: July 23, 2006, 04:14 PM »
Wow.

Is that Tobey or Topher?

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The Original Trilogy / Re: Holy Trilogy on DVD!
« on: July 23, 2006, 10:50 AM »
You guys should be rimming George Lucas for even making these movies in the first place, much less releasing them on a format that's been out for ten or so years--at least as long as the letterbox mastering we'll be getting was done.

I, for one, can't wait to grab my ankles (so the Wal-Mart cashier can get my wallet out) to buy these.  FINALLY I can watch Star Wars without having to see the damned Outrider!  I hate SOTE.

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« on: July 17, 2006, 11:14 AM »
**** you guys.  Carlin was born to play Phillip Wise:



(Although if your image worked, that picture might have made a compelling case for who could replace Carlin in the inevitable sequel.)

By the way, I think I hit the nail on the head with my casting of Rob.

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« on: July 16, 2006, 11:48 PM »
I'm totally stealing that movie idea. I have my own camera, so I can start right away. Sorry Sprry. :P

No problem because I'm way too lazy and/or flaky to ever get it done.  But I do have a screenplay already drafted.  I'll email it to you if you promise not to take out the part where Carrie (played by Angelina Jolie) comes back and gets it on with Sprry75.

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« on: July 16, 2006, 11:38 PM »
Oh, gawddammit.  Here we go, with the "talent" trying to make creative decisions....

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« on: July 16, 2006, 11:23 PM »
Hey, wha' happened?



Exactly.  Now you get a co-producer credit, too.

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« on: July 16, 2006, 10:59 PM »
You know what I wish?  I wish the Star Wars collecting community weren't a bunch of nerds at their computers, but that we were a bunch of street thugs packing gats and ****.  I could totally see this whole thing erupting into a huge turf war.

Or if nothing else, a sweet mafia type movie.  Here's how I'd cast it (please note, I haven't seen many of you guys in person, or even in pictures, so you're being cast according to personality):

JoshEEE: (he's going to be the main character; torn between two sites (and possibly, two men...) that he loves) Chris Kattan
JediMAC: Will Ferrell and/or CGI
Jeff: Dave Navarro
Phillip Wise: George Carlin
Chris Berry: Jake Lloyd
Rob: Justin Timberlake
jjks: Natalie Portman (you are a girl Jaime, right?)
Angry Ewok: Himself
Scott: Jean Reno Peter Billingsly
Morgbug: Steve Smith (the guy who plays "Red Green")
CorranHorn: Luke Wilson
Dressel Rebel: Jane Fonda
Jesse James: Jesse James (from the motorcycle show)
Deanpaul: Keanu Reeves
Mike Sullenger: Norm MacDonald
Dustin: Andy Richter
Greg(g)/GNT: DJ Qualls (duh)
Matkattykid/Mr.Kenobi: Whoever played the Kurt Cobain guy in Gus Van Sant's "Last Days"
MisterPL: The guy who played the Merovingian in the Matrix movies; he'd be the same character.
Famine: Robert Iler
Sprry75: Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt, obviously
Matt Carroll: Matt Dillon
Cory: Vin muthafucking Diesel
Matthew/Virex: Fred Willard (but Ben Affleck for the flashback scene)
Bertha/Lady Jaye: Horatio Sanz
Bill Cable: I dunno; probably gonna go with an unknown.

I know I missed a lot of essential characters.  Please feel free to chime in with your suggestions.  I will also use lots of extras.  Lots and lots of twenty-to-thirtiesh, overweight bald guys with facial hair.

Meanwhile, Deanpaul, loan me that bitching ass video camera you've got; I've got a fanfilm to start on....


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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« on: July 13, 2006, 11:14 AM »
When it comes to sneaky know-all bastards in the Staff, I could think of a few places worse than JD.


Totally.  IHOP.  It would suck to work there.  Worse than the Mos Eisley cantina.

Come on. We all know there is no place worse than Wattos.

Maybe you're right.  Nothing could be worse than Wattos and Wuhers.

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« on: July 13, 2006, 03:35 AM »
Lol...   ;D

I wish I knew where to read these... rumors...


No you don't.  Trust me.

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« on: July 13, 2006, 03:18 AM »
When it comes to sneaky know-all bastards in the Staff, I could think of a few places worse than JD.


Totally.  IHOP.  It would suck to work there.  Worse than the Mos Eisley cantina.

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Roton...

This site's about collecting, not bitching about what other people think, so I'm going to have to step in and ask you to lay off the insults and attacks.  People aren't all going to like this stuff they're entitled to voice that opinion... 

Talk toys and why you like or dislike them, but leave the personal opinions of each other out of it.

Roton7 hata.

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Hatas.

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