« on: July 16, 2006, 10:59 PM »
You know what I wish? I wish the Star Wars collecting community weren't a bunch of nerds at their computers, but that we were a bunch of street thugs packing gats and ****. I could totally see this whole thing erupting into a huge turf war.
Or if nothing else, a sweet mafia type movie. Here's how I'd cast it (please note, I haven't seen many of you guys in person, or even in pictures, so you're being cast according to personality):
JoshEEE: (he's going to be the main character; torn between two sites (and possibly, two men...) that he loves) Chris Kattan
JediMAC: Will Ferrell and/or CGI
Jeff: Dave Navarro
Phillip Wise: George Carlin
Chris Berry: Jake Lloyd
Rob: Justin Timberlake
jjks: Natalie Portman (you are a girl Jaime, right?)
Angry Ewok: Himself
Jean Reno Peter Billingsly
Morgbug: Steve Smith (the guy who plays "Red Green")
CorranHorn: Luke Wilson
Dressel Rebel: Jane Fonda
Jesse James: Jesse James (from the motorcycle show)
Deanpaul: Keanu Reeves
Mike Sullenger: Norm MacDonald
Dustin: Andy Richter
Greg(g)/GNT: DJ Qualls (duh)
Matkattykid/Mr.Kenobi: Whoever played the Kurt Cobain guy in Gus Van Sant's "Last Days"
MisterPL: The guy who played the Merovingian in the Matrix movies; he'd be the same character.
Famine: Robert Iler
Sprry75: Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt, obviously
Matt Carroll: Matt Dillon
Cory: Vin muthafucking Diesel
Matthew/Virex: Fred Willard (but Ben Affleck for the flashback scene)
Bertha/Lady Jaye: Horatio Sanz
Bill Cable: I dunno; probably gonna go with an unknown.
I know I missed a lot of essential characters. Please feel free to chime in with your suggestions. I will also use lots of extras. Lots and lots of twenty-to-thirtiesh, overweight bald guys with facial hair.
Meanwhile, Deanpaul, loan me that bitching ass video camera you've got; I've got a fanfilm to start on....