Did he just lower his head and ram past you with his titanium hair? Or did he just force his way past you standing completely "erect", as it were? 
He was really nice about it actually. I couldn't let him into the VIP area without a special pass that he didn't have. He tried to talk his way in at first and when I explained the situation to him, he just shrugged his shoulders, sais alright andd walked off. More like stumbled a bit....it was obvious he had been partying in the NFC tent.
I also mt Mean-Joe Green and searched Tom Landry's Wife's purse.