Wow I was just at the Apollo Theatre in Harlem tonight and their was this comic doing a really drawn out bit about Dustin. I couldn't believe it. Nobody knew what the **** he was talking about, I swear I was the only one laughing. I didn't get his name he wasn't on long. This is his routine to the best of my recollection:
I'm glad to see dustin is getting ******* smoked in this absolutely pointless contest. I'm kidding of course, I love dustin, he's so street and fresh, I just found his whole campaign way too obnoxious and in my ******* face for something I could not give a **** about. Don't get me wrong, I don't mean any disrespect to him, I can appreciate he's trying really hard to win free crap and good for him, but I wish he and rs would just **** off already.
And hey, this is something that I thought was inappropriate, I really didn't appreciate him sullying the good name of R2-D2 by making him his running mate, poor R2 is just trying to enjoy his retirement with his long time companion and he get's dragged into this?
Now, whoever the **** that ******* USCWannabe is, congratulations, good for you buddy enjoy your free ****, now please go **** yourself in the hyperspace forums and leave us free board slobs alone.
Sorry for the all the negativity but I really don't like having things constanly shoved down my throat. I would have killed for Norton to have developed a Dustin blocker, I would have bought it. At least he didn't resort to pop up adds, that could have made it even more irritating, an area he had no problem with all on his own.
Oh I see the hook coming for me, that's my time, you've been a great audience Apollo!! Peace.