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Re: The Official Darth Big Boy, Bearer of Bad Celebrity News RIP Thread
« Reply #330 on: December 6, 2007, 03:10 PM »
I'm with Jeff...Evel was the shark jumper.  You sir, are an idiot >:(

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Re: The Official Darth Big Boy, Bearer of Bad Celebrity News RIP Thread
« Reply #331 on: December 6, 2007, 04:26 PM »
the shark was totally fake, anyway.
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Re: The Official Darth Big Boy, Bearer of Bad Celebrity News RIP Thread
« Reply #332 on: December 6, 2007, 04:36 PM »
The only guy I've seen jump a shark was Barry Zukercorn.




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Re: The Official Darth Big Boy, Bearer of Bad Celebrity News RIP Thread
« Reply #333 on: December 6, 2007, 04:51 PM »
The only guy I've seen jump a shark was Barry Zukercorn.





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Re: The Official Darth Big Boy, Bearer of Bad Celebrity News RIP Thread
« Reply #334 on: December 6, 2007, 05:00 PM »
Hot Ding Dong?
"The good news is that all that blood is actually ketchup. The bad news, however, is that all that ketchup is actually blood."

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Re: The Official Darth Big Boy, Bearer of Bad Celebrity News RIP Thread
« Reply #335 on: December 6, 2007, 06:26 PM »
My favorite would be the "steamer".

I hear that the ones made in Cleveland are the best.
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Re: The Official Darth Big Boy, Bearer of Bad Celebrity News RIP Thread
« Reply #336 on: December 6, 2007, 07:44 PM »
Bat's tried.



January 31, 1977. Chicago, Illinois; Chicago International Amphitheatre.



Daredevil Evel Knievel was supposed to jump his motorcycle over a pool of 13 man-eating sharks at the International Amphitheater before a national TV audience, but he slammed into a retaining wall hours before the real jump. About 3,000 people showed up for the January 31 event at the amphitheater. They were offered refunds.

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Re: The Official Darth Big Boy, Bearer of Bad Celebrity News RIP Thread
« Reply #337 on: December 6, 2007, 09:53 PM »
My favorite would be the "steamer".

I hear that the ones made in Cleveland are the best.

This very well may be my most-favorite contribution I've ever made to this forum.
"The good news is that all that blood is actually ketchup. The bad news, however, is that all that ketchup is actually blood."

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Re: The Official Darth Big Boy, Bearer of Bad Celebrity News RIP Thread
« Reply #338 on: December 6, 2007, 10:48 PM »
They're nothing compared to Pittsburgh Platters though...  but how many of us have glass coffee tables with enough space underneath?
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Re: The Official Darth Big Boy, Bearer of Bad Celebrity News RIP Thread
« Reply #339 on: December 6, 2007, 11:00 PM »
They're nothing compared to Pittsburgh Platters though...  but how many of us have glass coffee tables with enough space underneath?

Jake Ryan's parents do:



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"The good news is that all that blood is actually ketchup. The bad news, however, is that all that ketchup is actually blood."

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Re: The Official Darth Big Boy, Bearer of Bad Celebrity News RIP Thread
« Reply #340 on: December 6, 2007, 11:12 PM »
That is about the face you see, right before you serve.  Regardless of who's under the table.
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Re: The Official Darth Big Boy, Bearer of Bad Celebrity News RIP Thread
« Reply #343 on: February 4, 2008, 01:13 AM »
A sad day for Space 1999 fans, Brent will remember this chap.

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