I 'd like to propose a new idea for the "season" this year - A March Madness-esque Tournament of Champions.
That's right, none of this regular season mumbo-jumbo since it's too late. Let's take the 15 teams from each division and have them play tournament style, throwing in the 2 top college teams to get to a nice even 16 teams. Everyone makes the playoffs!
16 matchups at best of 7
8 matchups at best of 7
4 matchups at best of 7
2 match-ups at best of 7
and then the Cup finals at best of 7
At the most a team could end up playing 35 games, at the least 4 games. I'd use the rankings from last years standings/playoff finals as the seeding for this year's tourney.
Just think, you'd have Tampa Bay as the #1 Seed in the East facing off against #16 seed Boston College.
Eastern Conference Bracket:#1 Tampa Bay vs. #16 Boston College
#8 NY. Islanders vs. #9 Buffalo
#4 Toronto vs. #13 NY Rangers
#5 Ottawa v.s #12 Florida
#3 Philly vs. #14 Washington
#6 New Jersey vs. #11 Carolina
#7 Montreal vs. #10 Atlanta
#2 Boston vs. #15 Pittsburgh
Then, over in the west you'd have #1 Seed Calgary facing off against #16 Colorado College!
Western Conference Bracket:#1 Calgary vs. #16 Colorado College
#8 Nashville vs. #9 Edmonton
#4 Vancouver vs. #13 Phoenix
#5 Colorado vs. #12 Anaheim
#3 San Jose vs. #14 Columbus
#6 Dallas vs. #11 Los Angeles
#7 Saint Louis vs. #10 Minnesota
#2 Detroit vs. #15 Chicago
Just look at some of those brackets! Like the bottom braket in the West - Detroit v Chicago, the winner to face the winner of St. Louis v. Minnesota!
In fact, if the NHL does not want to do this, I think this is what I'll do this weekend with the Nintendo Game Cube. I'll set up the "simulate game" feature and see what happens...

Jeff