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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #645 on: July 4, 2005, 02:14 AM »
A permanent tattoo like that, and she's only getting $15,000?

She must be broke.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #646 on: July 5, 2005, 01:03 AM »
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #647 on: July 5, 2005, 01:26 AM »
Quote from: inadvertent imitation on July  5, 2005, 01:03 AM
I feel better about pretty much everything after reading this.

 :)

It's gotta be true - that's the university I went to, the good ol' U of S.  Of course, had they included me in the study, their average would have been a lot higher.   :P
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #648 on: July 7, 2005, 03:59 AM »
Your Prison Bitch Name

Mine:  Fruity Pebbles    :(
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #649 on: July 7, 2005, 04:29 AM »
Skank C--t. (Not sure I can away with that one)

Whoa.  :o
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #650 on: July 7, 2005, 11:18 AM »
Quote from: inadvertent imitation on July  7, 2005, 04:29 AM
Skank C--t. (Not sure I can away with that one)

Whoa.  :o

double fisted, checking in.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #651 on: July 8, 2005, 05:08 PM »
Quote from: name on July  7, 2005, 11:18 AM
Quote from: inadvertent imitation on July  7, 2005, 04:29 AM
Skank C--t. (Not sure I can away with that one)

Whoa.  :o

double fisted, checking in.

Weed Whacker here  ;)
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #652 on: July 8, 2005, 05:10 PM »
Turn your Doberman into a poodle!

The dog's probably thinking "What the **** are they doing to me?"
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #653 on: July 8, 2005, 05:12 PM »
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #654 on: July 9, 2005, 09:37 AM »
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #655 on: July 9, 2005, 02:06 PM »
Quote from: inadvertent imitation on July  1, 2005, 01:06 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=154&item=5213360388&rd=1

Should we start a pool to win this thing? We could have someone who's funny take the call and record it.

Of course, I'd hope whoever wins it to screw with this girl's head for half an hour and put it on the internet.

edit-fixed linky.

Looks like ebay yanked the auction. 

Guess they didn't want to become e-pimps.  Pity.  Would have liked to have seen how that turned out.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #656 on: July 9, 2005, 03:20 PM »
Your moment of zen...

brought to you by Roger Moore's eyebrows.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #657 on: July 9, 2005, 03:28 PM »
Sheep.

Greatest quote ever: "There's nothing we can do. They're all wasted."

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #658 on: July 11, 2005, 04:34 AM »
Worst movie toy tie-in ever.

Careful, there's a bit of bad ******* language in it, so the little bastards better stay away from this link.

Give it a minute to load. I've even got a cable connection and the ****** took like 2 minutes to load.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #659 on: July 12, 2005, 01:04 AM »
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