«Be young, have fun, taste Valin Kenobi.»

«Praise Valin Kenobi.»
«Valin Kenobi groove.»
«Valin Kenobi - what more could you want?»
«There's only one thing in the world I want and that is Valin Kenobi.»
«Where's your Valin Kenobi?»
«Keep going well, keep going Valin Kenobi.»
«Let's Valin Kenobi!» Heheh, I've been verbed!

«Valin Kenobi - living innovation» Finally someone gets it!

«Valin Kenobi is a female force.»
«Valin Kenobi, to hell with the rest.»

«I'd sleep with Valin Kenobi.»
«There's only one true Valin Kenobi!»
«Where the hell is Valin Kenobi?»
«Follow your Valin Kenobi.»
«Valin Kenobirific.»
«Heal the world with Valin Kenobi.»
OHH GOD DUDE thats horrible yet hilarious 
I try.

I always knew Elmo was ******* EVIL.
Though this story comes from Central Florida's Local 6 and that probably means it's bull****, it's high-larious all the same.
Reminds me of the talking Cookie Monster toy back in '99 or so, that supposedly said "I want to ****."

