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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #960 on: January 8, 2006, 03:26 PM »
Not a fan of the ACLU -- but thought this was fun anyway......

http://www.aclu.org/pizza/images/screen.swf
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #961 on: January 13, 2006, 01:54 AM »
Ten reasons why you should never accept a diamond ring.

Not quite stupid, just no point in starting a thread for this.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #962 on: January 13, 2006, 04:11 AM »
That was a very interesting read...

Personally I've never bought a large diamond, having never had the $ nor had the inclination to want to get married.  I get small chips and things in some jewelery I buy for people but never anything significant.  I wonder then if there's a difference or what.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #963 on: January 14, 2006, 04:46 PM »
lol idiot blowin everything outa proportion lies i tell you lies :P

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #964 on: January 15, 2006, 02:18 AM »
Um, yeah. It's hard to take that seriously with the contractions and lack of puncuation.

Anywho, back to stupidity. I'll gamble this has been in this thread somewhere, but I've never seen it before.

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #965 on: January 15, 2006, 05:31 PM »
Odd....I always thought He-Man was a little more ripped than that guy!
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #966 on: January 15, 2006, 07:18 PM »
WTF is that ??? lol


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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #968 on: January 18, 2006, 02:25 AM »
I must get that Chuck Norris list in my inbox about five times a day. Some of it's funny, though, especially this one:
Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. By "knit" I mean "kick", and by "sweaters" I mean "babies".


Anywho, Live action Punch-Out!!

Hm. Odd.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #969 on: January 18, 2006, 02:46 AM »
I saw a funny thing the other day about this televangelist who they take his show, and add farting sounds to it.  Anyone seen this?  It looked almost scripted it was so perfect, I laughed hysterically just thinking about it later in the day then.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #970 on: January 18, 2006, 08:30 AM »
Yeah Jesse, that's Robert Tilton.  I may still have a videotape of that; it is so damn funny. You can't help but crack up.  There's some info on it in his wikipedia article.  I'm stopping short of finding it right now, because I'll crack up again.

Oh nice, after reading that, I found he's the author of several books, such as How to Pay Your Bills Supernaturally:-\
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #971 on: January 18, 2006, 09:07 PM »
I saw a funny thing the other day about this televangelist who they take his show, and add farting sounds to it.  Anyone seen this?  It looked almost scripted it was so perfect, I laughed hysterically just thinking about it later in the day then.

The farting preacher is a classic. There are several versions. All of them are hysterical. It's funny because I've actually seen that guy on when iwas flipping channels before.

I can never get enough Family Guy, I love these clips:

http://www.moronland.com/moronia/moron/582/

http://www.moronland.com/moronia/moron/632/

http://www.moronland.com/moronia/moron/668/

And of course the Farting Preacher:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/fartingpreacher.html

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/fartingpreacher3.html

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/fartingpreacher4.html

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #972 on: January 18, 2006, 11:58 PM »
I must get that Chuck Norris list in my inbox about five times a day. Some of it's funny, though, especially this one:
Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. By "knit" I mean "kick", and by "sweaters" I mean "babies".


Anywho, Live action Punch-Out!!

Hm. Odd.
That is actually pretty creative!

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #973 on: January 19, 2006, 12:58 AM »
Thank you so much for those links Ryan, I am simply rolling on the floor right now.  That is so funny and just seems almost scripted to be that way.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #974 on: January 19, 2006, 01:40 AM »


Japanese entertainment is ******* weird.
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