I can see it now:
Dad: Come on, won't you watch Star Wars with me?
Wyatt: No!! I HATE STAR WARS!!!
Dad: I have failed you, son. I have failed you.
Wyatt: I should have known you and mom were trying to take over!
Dad: Son, the kids at school who mock you for your SW interests are EVIL!
Wyatt: This is the end for you, my father.
...
We all know what happens next, but hopefully you won't de-limb him, and his burns will stay under 2 degrees.
