Of fer cryin' out loud, I've been here through 4, count 'em, 4 birthdays and nobody has said jack frickin' squat. Boo-******' hoo for me.

Maybe, just maybe it's saying something about you when nobody says anything. Get over it.
Now, all of you, worship my pathetic backside because you've ignored me for four years. Come on, get on with it. Well......