JD Fantasy Football 2008

[Dressel Rebel]

I'm not making fun of him, jackass.  If you'd look up what the hell you're talking about before you lecture me, you'd know that even the Broncos attribute Cutler's past performance meltdowns to wildly out of control diabetes.  Weakness, fatigue.  They think it's under control now, but let's see him play a full season before we start spanking the monkey, okay?

More importantly though, it was undiagnosed diabetes.  He wasn't managing it at all.  There's nothing to really suggest that he won't be fine now that he's under a doctor's care.

Yeah but it's been four games.  Can we get through a season with this relentless disease before we pronounce Cutler-Marshall better than Romo-Owens or Brady-Moss?

[JediJman]

I'm more worried about Marshall getting suspended again than Cutler's diabetes, but they have been rockin' so far. 

By the way, kind of not cool to make fun of a guy for diabetes.   

I'm not making fun of him, jackass.  If you'd look up what the hell you're talking about before you lecture me, you'd know that even the Broncos attribute Cutler's past performance meltdowns to wildly out of control diabetes.  Weakness, fatigue.  They think it's under control now, but let's see him play a full season before we start spanking the monkey, okay?

#1 Cool off Dresser.  I'd hardly call the line above a lecture.  Is it your time of the month?
#2 Cutler's eratic performance prior to this year was undiagnosed.  Your comment: "Let's see if Cutler can keep his blood sugar stable for a full season before we get all hot and bothered about him and Brandon Marshall" either suggests you didn't realize that he's managing his illness or you're putting him down because of it.  Not sure how else you would take that.
#3 Not interested in anything you do with your monkey.  Ish.

[JediJman]

Yeah but it's been four games.  Can we get through a season with this relentless disease before we pronounce Cutler-Marshall better than Romo-Owens or Brady-Moss?

No, it has to be done now!  Don't look now, but your man-love for Owens is bordering on obessive.

[JediJman]

Anyone have stat-tracker?  My rough estimate has me knocking off one of the 4-0 teams.  Woohoo!

[Ryan]

SGC Airmen 53.74 (1)
Back off jackoff 52.77 (1)

Hawaiian Curse 61.25 (1)
Old Cocky Bastards 34.30 (2)

Zissou Mighty Muggs 71.92 (0)
Dressel's Rebellion 60.49 (1)

Terrorist Fist Jabs 74.25 (0)
GoldenGirls 33.86 (2)

The Cranes 51.94
ruiner's cornballers 87.72 (Final)

Springfield Isotopes 75.83
Remy's Raiders 82.00 (Final)

Thank god DeAngelo Williams was riding the pine against me today.

[JediJman]

Hooray!        

[Rob]

Can someone give us updated projections for Randy Moss?   

[ruiner]

Still looking for a RB if anyone has one to trade. 

[Rob]

I've got a few - I'm looking for WR or TE.

[JediJman]

Can someone give us updated projections for Randy Moss?   

Sure!  Moss is projected for 1100 yards receiving, 8 yards rushing (  ) and 8 TDs, which means Scott will owe me a beer.  Yay!

[Ryan]

This is always the game I hate the most every year. I want to win but I would rather see the Broncos win. And I can't cheer against Marshall or Cutler.

Go Andre Hall... ? 

[Ryan]

Here are the scores for anyone who doesn't have stat tracker:

SGC Airmen 63.12 (Final)
Springfield Isotopes 54.83

Hawaiian Curse 85.27 (0)
The Cranes 65.89 (1)

Zissou Mighty Muggs 37.34 (4)
Old Cocky Bastards 43.54 (3)

Terrorist Fist Jabs 38.67 (2)
Dressel's Rebellion 30.20 (3)

GoldenGirls 66.26 (1)
Remy's Raiders 41.54 (1)

Back off jackoff 67.35 (2)
ruiner's cornballers 42.51 (0)

[JediJman]

Another ugly week for me.  Thought I might get a garbage TD from R. Moss at the end there, but he officially sucks.  Scott, let me know what kind of light beer you Mankato kids like to drink.   

[Rob]

Yeah, his projected stats took a huge hit toady.   

[Morgbug]

Yeah, his projected stats took a huge hit toady.   

Dude, he just lost.  Ya don't have to call him a toady.