As the front page story says, a couple tried
stealing toys to sell on Ebay, then gloat about it on Dr. Phil, and then lastly they went to the hooscow. It's a funny story... I guess they somehow pilferred a BMF which is no small task by my estimation. They went on Dr. Phil for their "addiction" to stealing **** (uh, yeah), and acted more like they gloated.
And the cherry on top? The uber-quack Dr. Phil got slammed by the judge for being such a sham as to have these asshats on!

That's funny.
This was a feel-good-story all around I thought.