I think you can only be a candidate if you haven't already died in a drug overdose, John.

It's been fun watching all this nonsense go down out here in Cali. Besides Flynt, there's also a porn star on the ballot, who's really presenting some brilliant ideas on some very important issues, like:
- Getting to write off breast implants on your taxes.
- Encouraging and rewarding younger students for reading, by including nude pictures in all text books and novels.
Damn. Several other great ones from her that I can't recall now...
Should be an entertaining run off though.
Go Ahnold! 