Star Wars: The Force Awakens (SPOILERS)

[P-Siddy]

Maybe he was looking for a roach? 

Watched too much Jay and Silent Bob.

[Nicklab]

Luke Skywallker - Jedi Knight

And people wonder why I'm concerned about the original cast returning...

Oh my.

[Jesse James]

Eh, if tabloids were like this in 76 imagine what you'd have seen Guiness doing.  He'd probably have been worse.

[EdSolo]

Maybe he has gone method and is going to be playing the crazy old Jedi Master like Yoda in ESB.

[Scockery]

If I were a celeb and I knew that nutcase tabloids followed me around, I'd probably act as digusting as possible, too.

[Phrubruh]

Is he even considered a celeb anymore? Isn't he more of a retired C-list actor?

[Phrubruh]

Maybe he has gone method and is going to be playing the crazy old Jedi Master like Yoda in ESB.

As long as he does the Joker laugh at some point in the movie, I'm good with that!

[I Am Sith]

UGH.  So let me get this straight, he has enough money to ride around in a 'luxury BMW' and live in a gated community, but he has to go picking through public ashtrays...

Why do I have a bad feeling that he's going to get cast in the movie and then half way through production, Disney is going to catch wind of some of these sorts of things and pull the plug on him.  Then the story will get rewritten for the n-th time, they'll have to reshoot the scenes he was in, and EP VII won't see the light of day for a year after they were planning on it...

[Scockery]

Is he even considered a celeb anymore? Isn't he more of a retired C-list actor?

Tabloids loooove to kick 'em while their down, though. Hell, that's where they get their "best" stuff.

[Phrubruh]

Well Disney keeps Robert Downey Jr. in check for Ironman. How hard could it be to keep Hamill and Fisher in check?

[Nicklab]

Something just occurred to me regarding the pics of Mark Hamill pawing through that ash tray.  And it's because of something that just happened to me a couple of weeks ago.  I was going into Starbucks for a cup of coffee first thing in the morning, and I was still a little hazy.  On my way in I was bringing the previous day's coffee cup to throw out, my keys in one hand the dead coffee cup in the other.  Lo and behold, I was so out of it I accidentally threw my keys in the garbage can and NOT the coffee cup!  That led to me digging through the garbage to retrieve my car keys, which looked bizarre to the next guy who was walking in.  Fortunately, it was super early in the morning and the garbage was empty and I got the keys back.

THAT incident makes those pictures of Mark Hamill seem far less outlandish.

[Phrubruh]

Except for the fact that what he found he proceeded to smoke.

[Ben]

And so it begins...

[Phrubruh]

That picture raped my childhood!

[McMetal]

Casting call time! Since they're looking for talent in the UK, I say take 'em all from a recent wildly successful English franchise:

Late-teen female, independent, good sense of humour, fit.

>>Hermione

Young twenty-something male, witty and smart, fit but not traditionally good looking.

>>Ron

A late twentysomething male, fit, handsome and confident.

>>Harry

Seventy-something male, with strong opinions and tough demeanour. Also doesn’ t need to be particularly fit.

>>Dumbledore

A second young female, also late teens, tough, smart and fit.

Ginny

Forty something male, fit, military type.

>>Snape

Thirtysomething male, intellectual. Apparently doesn’t need to be fit.

>Voldemort


Voila, instant classic.